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King Saban Speaks

Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:14 am
Posted by The Mullet Whisperer
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:14 am
King Saban Speaks

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"The fastball guys (up-tempo coaches) say there's no data out there, and I guess you have to use some logic," Saban told ESPN. "What's the logic? If you smoke one cigarette, do you have the same chances of getting cancer if you smoke 20? I guess there's no study that specifically says that. But logically, we would say, 'Yeah, there probably is.'"


Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54181 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:16 am to
60 cigarettes good (as long as you wait at least 10 seconds between each one).
80 cigarettes bad

It is pretty simple.
This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22031 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:17 am to
Embarrassing

Saban has really lost part of his aura this offseason
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:17 am to
so I guess Saban will be putting the fat guys on diets any day now
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am to
The only person who gets to wear down Saban's players is Saban himself.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24972 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am to
20 pages of everybody saying the same thing they have been saying for weeks.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:18 am to
Player safety will prevail
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7374 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:19 am to
What a bitch. I'd be embarrassed if he was my coach
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:20 am to
Maybe he is on to something.

If I masturbate only once, am I just as likely to go blind as a section 8 masturboid?

If Bama only had to play a shitty, easy-arse schedule Evey year, would the injuries increase or decrease.

What exactly is Nick arguing here? Is he wanting LESS game time?

Cut games in half. That solves the problem too, right?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52798 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:22 am to
ahaha its like Saban is trolling the SEC rant.
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:22 am to
Wait a second....
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17285 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
More of the same from a fan of the team which lost the BCS Championship.
Thanks for your teams good work.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:23 am to
he's just embarrassing himself at this point.


there should be some good Gameday signs come from this though
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:25 am to
If you guys think that's a good point, just ring your call button, and Tommy will come back there and hit you over the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19538 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:26 am to
Everyone in unison now.. 1, 2, 3 and
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:29 am to
quote:

"The fastball guys ...."

That's an interesting characterization.
So fastballs are bad.
Only curveballs, change ups, and sliders are acceptable.
Interesting philosophy.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15601 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:31 am to
He needs to shut his mouth. Want to cut down on injuries? No more blitzing or hitting the qb.
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:36 am to
sounds like he spent the last few weeks at Les Miles' house eating the special grass.
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30461 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:48 am to
Saban needs to reevaluate himself and his front 7. You beat these HUNH teams with an athletic front 7. Bama struggles with these teams because their DE's are way too damn big and unathletic, and their LB's don't run that well sideline to sideline. DT's are too big to get pressure on the QB by pushing the pocket. They are predominantly guys that can hold double teams.

Saban wants the game to adjust to him. Well, tough shite dude, adjust what YOU are doing and who YOU are recruiting.

Just my .02.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19257 posts
Posted on 3/5/14 at 8:55 am to
quote:

"The fastball guys (up-tempo coaches) say there's no data out there, and I guess you have to use some logic," Saban told ESPN. "What's the logic? If you smoke one cigarette, do you have the same chances of getting cancer if you smoke 20? I guess there's no study that specifically says that. But logically, we would say, 'Yeah, there probably is.'"


Saban actually said this??

He's a fricking stupid as Bert and his death certificates.
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