re: Aggy Board OT Discussion Thread

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and
decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr.Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, and if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer
didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be
a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Aaagh !!!!!!! -- This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500"