re: DT Trenton Thompson New #1 in Top247

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One poster just watched their team win a championship and returns the Heisman trophy winner.

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Oh, Mr. National Champion Poster, why didn't you say something before? Right this way, we have a whole host of other fanbases ready to bend over at your every whim...

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The other spends every waking moment on a sports forum getting so worked up he's doing ridiculous crap like gambling his posting privileges on the whims of teenagers.

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I'll notify The Ocean that such things are frowned upon by the FSU overlords and have him report directly to you for a stiff scolding and a slap on the arse.

AND AS FOR THE REST OF YOU SCOUNDRELS, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THERE SHALL BE NEITHER A DISSENTING OPINION NOR BALLYHOO OF ANY SORT HENCEFORTH. I ENCOURAGE YOU TO RELINQUISH YOUR BUTTHURT, LEST IT BE FORCIBLY TAKEN FROM YOU, AND BEGIN MARCHING TO THE NEAREST OKLAHOMA FORUM WHERE WE HAVE ALLOTTED A NEW BOARD UPON WHICH WE FEEL YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER. FURTHERMORE, THERE WILL BE NO CRYING ON THIS E-JOURNEY TO THE OKLAHOMA FORUM LEST IT ATTRACT SOME NASTY MONICKER SUCH AS THE E-TRAIL OF SADNESS OR SOME SORT.

CARRY ON, SCOUNDRELS!