Started By
Message
re: Class of 2015 Recruiting MEGATHREAD - Twilight Edition
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:29 pm to Sandkhan
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:29 pm to Sandkhan
It's like bringing a girl home from the bar. All night, you have your eye on 3 different ones, trying to decide who to pick. They each have certain flaws, one is too sloppy, one has a droopy eye, one is loud and annoying.
They're all servicable, any of them would serve their purpose and you wouldn't have to feel ashamed about it, but we just dick around all night and end up taking home the fat bitch or jerking off into a sock.
They're all servicable, any of them would serve their purpose and you wouldn't have to feel ashamed about it, but we just dick around all night and end up taking home the fat bitch or jerking off into a sock.
3
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:33 pm to Sandkhan
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:35 pm to Sandkhan
Posted on 1/30/15 at 10:35 pm to Sandkhan
To continue this line of thinking
Richmond was the girl at the bar who has a boyfriend but is making eyes at you all night. She's kinda who you want. She's a bit of a tease. You think you might be able to pull her. And you might if you'd go all out for it. But it's a risk so you keep your eyes on others, stretching yourself too thin to get her.
Chidi was the girl who came out to the club on her period. Meaning you can feed drinks to her all night long and she'll even come home with you, but then you'll end up watching netflix as she says "but i can come back next week!"
Prince was the girl you had locked up. "I'm gonna close my tab then we'll go to my place. You'll really like it". And you turn around and she's walking out the door with some a-hole in a kangol hat.
Richmond was the girl at the bar who has a boyfriend but is making eyes at you all night. She's kinda who you want. She's a bit of a tease. You think you might be able to pull her. And you might if you'd go all out for it. But it's a risk so you keep your eyes on others, stretching yourself too thin to get her.
Chidi was the girl who came out to the club on her period. Meaning you can feed drinks to her all night long and she'll even come home with you, but then you'll end up watching netflix as she says "but i can come back next week!"
Prince was the girl you had locked up. "I'm gonna close my tab then we'll go to my place. You'll really like it". And you turn around and she's walking out the door with some a-hole in a kangol hat.
This post was edited on 1/30/15 at 10:53 pm
Page 1 of 1
Latest Alabama News
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News