re: Class of 2015 Recruiting MEGATHREAD - Twilight Edition

More gold from him:

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Rueben Foster dressing his daughter up in AU gear = Evans grandfather's 80th birthday party dance off. Both shameful. Neither needed, nor wanted in our program.

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BREAKING NEWS - AUBURN FLIPPED 2 (TWO) KIDS THAT WERE COMMITTED TO ALABAMA. Even if you have an Auburn inferiority complex you must acknowledge that as FACT. Bessent and Roberts were THEIR guys.

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I particularly love the part where he had to spell out TWO for them.

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Who gives a flip where he lived or that his dad started his college career at Auburn. He finished it at UT Chattanooga.

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Certainly appeared to matter when he was an Auburn lock amirite?

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Both Reuben and Evans were on the field the night Jeremy Johnson shredded them on their own field. JJ also didn’t have one of the best lines in college football that night either. I’m hardly afraid. Maybe Evans can help Reuben find his jock strap as Johnson jukes him out of it. That’s assuming either of them ever see the field which I’m not sold on.

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Not from the same dude, but I thought this needed to be posted too:

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I don't know the kid or the dad, but both seemed to want a guarantee that the team be built around RE with him being the centerpiece or "the man" as his dad stated.

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The Auburn staff told him he would start from Day 1, whereas Saban told him that if he worked hard he would get playing time as a Freshman. The delusion is strong with this one as well. :rotflmao: