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Jared Lorenzen Update
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:43 pm
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Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:44 pm to volfan30
holy fricking shite
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:44 pm to volfan30
#8?
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:44 pm to volfan30
J-Lo
The Hefty Lefty
The Pillsbury Throw-Boy
Jared Presubway
More?
The Hefty Lefty
The Pillsbury Throw-Boy
Jared Presubway
More?
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:45 pm to volfan30
Throw boy 
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:45 pm to volfan30
Looks like he ate JaMarcus Russell
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:46 pm to volfan30
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:46 pm to volfan30
Looks like he is dozing off.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:46 pm to volfan30
Lots of fuel in that tank now and he can probably throw it a mile and a half now, he just puts his weight behind his throws.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:47 pm to volfan30
Holy shite
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:48 pm to volfan30
What a baller
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:49 pm to volfan30
Elam will have a mentor.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:49 pm to volfan30
Looks the same to me
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:52 pm to volfan30
Shane Boyd up in it too.
That big beautiful sum bitch.
That big beautiful sum bitch.
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:52 pm to volfan30
Wait, does he still play QB??? Or did they move him to OL?
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:54 pm to volfan30
Damn and the no socks thing isn't really helping him...
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to volfan30
Is he still considered a pocket passer?
Posted on 2/3/14 at 7:57 pm to volfan30
From his Wikipedia page. Which is fairly small in comparison.
"Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football.[14] Despite being well over 300 lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback.[15] Lorenzen had highly successful return to football, by turning in a MVP Season"
"Lorenzen was working as the GM of the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Ultimate Indoor Football League when he decided to return to football.[14] Despite being well over 300 lbs at the time, Lorenzen resigned as GM to become the teams starting quarterback.[15] Lorenzen had highly successful return to football, by turning in a MVP Season"
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:05 pm to volfan30
Picture of Jared's poop while hiking in Italy this week:
Posted on 2/3/14 at 8:37 pm to volfan30
Good for him. He's living the dream.
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