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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:21 am to
Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:21 am to
Here is a doozy

quote:

Mike, Georgia, Age 24

Because I was an overly curious child, I lost several fingers at the age of four. I got them lobbed off by a band saw. Now, here I am 20 years later with a deformed claw of a right hand and a fairly normal looking four finger left hand. I cannot write very well because of the claw and I am almost always a disturbance in a restaurant. One small plus is the claw has been known to excite the few girls who have been either drunk or courageous enough to mess around with me.


Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:21 am to
When I can remember to put you on a goddamn vote thread

I keep forgetting and I don't even have a good excuse Just off my Rant game lately

ETA: Send us a reminder email to tAggyArk account, will ya? That'll at least get my memory jogged
This post was edited on 2/2/14 at 12:22 am
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:21 am to
quote:

Blackhawks just lost too.


You're a hockey fan too!?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:22 am to
quote:

You're a hockey fan too!?



Capitals for life.

Hate on, hater.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Blackhawks just lost too.


Why did my ESPN not go off.

Oh well. Today's just been a bad day for sports. Memphis Loses Mizzou loses Bama loses LSU wins and now blackhawks lose?

Peyton gonna lose tomorrow, I feel it.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:23 am to
Pens4lyfe

Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:24 am to
quote:

Peyton gonna lose tomorrow, I feel it.


Nah. The three Wildcats are gonna get their ring.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:25 am to
quote:

Today's just been a bad day for sports. Memphis Loses Mizzou loses Bama loses LSU wins and now blackhawks lose?



Aggies lost.

Check that, we got, um, ANNIHILATED, to put it as kindly as I can

Spurs won, though (bout damn time )

And DAYTONA 500 is this month!
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:25 am to
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Pens4lyfe


I have Pens friends. frick 'em though.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:25 am to
quote:


Peyton gonna lose tomorrow, I feel it.


Aggies are gonna ring either way.

1 Former Student is a bronc

3 are Seahawks
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:26 am to
quote:

And DAYTONA 500 is this month!



That shite needs to get the frick off of my sports channels.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:26 am to
quote:

Aggies lost.




quote:

Check that, we got, um, ANNIHILATED


Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:27 am to
quote:

That shite needs to get the frick off of my sports channels.



You don't know entertainment
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:28 am to
quote:


That shite needs to get the frick off of my sports channels.


DWI
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:28 am to
They just turn left a lot.


Signed, someone who has been to Dega
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:29 am to
We are so terrible at basketball

Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:30 am to
quote:

You don't know entertainment


Oh, I know entertainment.

Watching cars drive in circles for hours isn't entertainment.

Football is entertainment. Baseball is entertainment. Hockey and basketball are entertainment. Golf is entertainment.

Watching rednecks drive in circles is not entertainment.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:30 am to
I turned it off at half. Almost felt bad, but I didn't.

Night, y'all and catfan.
This post was edited on 2/2/14 at 12:31 am
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:31 am to
quote:

just turn left a lot


Didn't know that.

i fall asleep watching racing
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/2/14 at 12:32 am to
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Baseball is entertainment.




quote:

Golf is entertainment.




quote:



Oh, I know entertainment.


Yeah..........no.
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