re: The Dick Pic. Why do you do it?

Not really in direct response to the OP but I have a friend who I served with that would do this to new soldiers all the time. I would tell the new guy Sgt.(we will call him X) needed his number for emergencies. I would then give him the number and he would send them a random dick pic from the internet. Sometimes it would be a scene from a gay porn. Was always funny to see their reaction.