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Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:33 pm to super egg
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seriously, I mean every day I stare down the barrel of my p40. I fight to pick between ramen noodles, jerking off to tranny porn, getting out of bed, or just killing myself. my house is full of dog shite. I'm not sure how they shite when I can't afford to feed them. regardless I'm too depressed to pick it up.
There you go! There is the level of hyperbole needed!!!
Great job.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:34 pm to WestCoastAg
I'm trying to figure out if you are a horrible count in real life. I suspect not.
I could probably watch a ballgame with cardboard. he seems to be able to take things for what they are.
I could probably watch a ballgame with cardboard. he seems to be able to take things for what they are.
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:43 pm to super egg
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I could probably watch a ballgame with cardboard. he seems to be able to take things for what they are.
To be fair if we watched a Saints game together you would think I am a raving lunatic.
I do appreciate the compliment though.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:45 pm to super egg
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the same school I attended (did not finish at ut, I finished at sandiego state while in the marine corps)
I'm just glad you're finally admitting that you are a damn liar.
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:47 pm to Hugh McElroy
I think damned liar may be a bit harsh, maybe bored out of my fricking mind in a new city, working the most fricked up schedule in the history of employment, and needing to find a hobby more suited to my surroundings would be more appropriate. but damned liar? that was all in good fun previously. I honestly assumed (incorrectly) that the Aggies over here were better adjusted to life outside of texags and could take a fricking joke.
cardboard, it can't be any worse than watching Texas football with me the last three years.
cardboard, it can't be any worse than watching Texas football with me the last three years.
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 1:55 pm to super egg
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could take a fricking joke.
Jokes are funny, you're not. You just derail good threads (not this one obviously ). Stick to these kinds of threads and you'll be fine.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 2:36 pm to super egg
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cardboard, it can't be any worse than watching Texas football with me the last three years.
You would be surprised. My core is corndog, if not for the wonderful people at A&M taking me in, giving me a family (literally), and civilizing me I would still be a raving corndog.
But when I watch the Saints, it all comes out. Like most Louisiana folk I can get louder than a normal human should be able to.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:34 pm to super egg
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if you think they are ever going to conceded defeat in the tie bre as per you are insane. in 10 years time 2nd in the west will be a piece of aggy lore protected by defamation lawsuits.
Finally admitting you are a worthless, obsessed, t-sip? Why did you change back to the aTm logo?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:36 pm to super egg
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did not finish at ut, I finished at sandiego state
frick me.
I never would have guessed that you didn't get a degree from tu. Why not admit you are randolph duke now?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 4:37 pm to KaiserSoze99
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:nb4kaisersoze'sjimmies:
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Finally admitting you are a worthless, obsessed, t-sip?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 6:13 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
1. because I'm not randy duke.
2. Laugh if you want, but I had to do things differently. played Div II basketball for a year in the midwest (the university I attended did not have a football program). My father grew ill so I came home to Austin and attended school at UT for 1 year until my father passed. after he passed on, I had to find a way to get through school. that way was the Marine Corps. I feel no allegiance to San Diego State. I went to school there purely out of convenience. I was stationed at Miramar.
2. Laugh if you want, but I had to do things differently. played Div II basketball for a year in the midwest (the university I attended did not have a football program). My father grew ill so I came home to Austin and attended school at UT for 1 year until my father passed. after he passed on, I had to find a way to get through school. that way was the Marine Corps. I feel no allegiance to San Diego State. I went to school there purely out of convenience. I was stationed at Miramar.
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 6:15 pm to super egg
Ok Mortimer. We believe you, we really do.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 6:17 pm to super egg
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because I'm not randy duke.
Now that you've confessed you attended Texas, you really need to change back to the Horn logo.
You're not deluded enough to be an Aggy. With you, it's all an act. A poorly executed act, mind you, but an act all the same. That's why it was so easy for them to smell you out. Pretty obvious you don't believe the Aggy Gospel.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 6:19 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
dude, get over it seriously. I am as much Randy as you are Branding Iron 13-0.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 6:21 pm to BrerTiger
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You're not deluded enough to be an Aggy. With you, it's all an act. A poorly executed act, mind you, but an act all the same. That's why it was so easy for them to smell you out. Pretty obvious you don't believe the Aggy Gospel.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:35 pm to BrerTiger
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You're not deluded enough to be an Aggy. With you, it's all an act. A poorly executed act, mind you, but an act all the same. That's why it was so easy for them to smell you out. Pretty obvious you don't believe the Aggy Gospel.
Posted on 1/16/14 at 5:45 am to cardboardboxer
This thread proves beyond doubt, a point I had made in another thread...
All message boards are the same. Only as good as their lowest common denominator, which is human nature.
Every school in the conference has had moments of excellence and glory. Some...have had several.
But this thread exists solely for the purpose of diminishing "the other guy". Whoever that might be at the moment.
All message boards are the same. Only as good as their lowest common denominator, which is human nature.
Every school in the conference has had moments of excellence and glory. Some...have had several.
But this thread exists solely for the purpose of diminishing "the other guy". Whoever that might be at the moment.
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