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Have you ever had sex with a full blown lesbian?
Posted on 1/11/14 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 1/11/14 at 8:25 pm
Any of you ever managed to get past that invisible impenetrable wall that lesbians have in front of them that blocks all penis from entering?
I've managed to make out with one drunk before, but no D in the V.
It's on my bucket list of things to accomplish. Has been hard so far to do
I've managed to make out with one drunk before, but no D in the V.
It's on my bucket list of things to accomplish. Has been hard so far to do
Posted on 1/11/14 at 8:27 pm to deltaland
Considering lesbians aren't attracted to men, I think that would be insanely difficult
Posted on 1/11/14 at 8:33 pm to deltaland
Yeah but only because real old school p2p crank makes you horny as all hell and lowers your inhibitions.
Posted on 1/11/14 at 9:31 pm to deltaland
Let's be honest, it's a difficult thing to do.
Posted on 1/11/14 at 9:34 pm to deltaland
I had a good friend in college that was a lesbian and inlet her play around with my penoc one night while we were geeked up and she was curious. She had never seen one and was obviously pretty awkward with it. Didn't try to bang her though.
Posted on 1/11/14 at 9:48 pm to deltaland
Not with any practicing at the time.
They all turned gay some time after our experience.
Right after me actually now that I think about it.
Just a coincidence I'm sure.
They all turned gay some time after our experience.
Right after me actually now that I think about it.
Just a coincidence I'm sure.
Posted on 1/11/14 at 11:29 pm to deltaland
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Have you ever had sex
haha nice one
Posted on 1/12/14 at 4:44 am to deltaland
If an experience causes them to become one after the fact, can I count it retroactively?
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:40 am to deltaland
I was the last guy a girl dated before deciding to go full lesbian.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:04 am to deltaland
Yes. Pretty damn good too. And I'm working on another right now.
This post was edited on 1/12/14 at 11:06 am
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:35 am to deltaland
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Have you ever had sex with a full blown lesbian?
Several 3 ways in college but it got old being the third wheel.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 6:35 pm to deltaland
All the lesbians in high school are either 300 lb softball players or gothic people so no.
Hot lesbians only exist in porn
Hot lesbians only exist in porn
This post was edited on 1/12/14 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:56 pm to deltaland
Pretty sure once penetrated by the D they are no longer full blown lesbo.
Fayetteville has a pretty big lesbo community. I've somehow managed to be cool with them and I'm sly enough to quickly discern who the brood mothers are and I buddy up with them and they've never cock blocked me or got in the way when I've tried to hook up with the hottie bi chicks.
There is a pretty funny story that gets told about me fighting a lesbo chick. I usually don't share it because I don't come out looking too good but it is hilarious.
and I'll share it with you guys for entertainment. This is long, you've been warned.
I worked in a club that was the after hours spot, we'd clean up then all the bar workers from other places and strippers would stop in at our club and we'd drink til daylight or sometimes noon. Sunday nights was the drag show night in Fville, I had this gig on a CDC grant where I'd go talk to kids about HIV/STD prevention and we'd do free HIV tests, and give out condoms and lube etc, etc. I made it fun and sometimes roll into a club in a Santa costume and toss out condoms, literature, lube, and set up testing for people. I was "Rubber Claus" and being a straight guy that championed gay rights and equality for everyone the bi-sexual girls and sorority chicks with gay friends saw me as a unicorn of sorts.
Sooooooo, drinking scotch hard and heavy, we head to the drag show (I always pulled a straight chick at the drag show, it was like fish in a barrel, we straights had to protect each other) hahaha I happen to run into a smoking hot Vietnamese lesbo named Bobbie from Ft. Smith that I knew from my Laotian ex who had a gay brother. There also happened to be a white bi-chick named Bobbie that was hot as hell too that was there. So I dialed in on those two and went to work putting the Bobbie-me-Bobbie 3way in motion.
I danced and made out with those 2 for hours, there was no doubt this Bobbie squared thing was happening. It was getting close to closing time and this chick that white Bobbie had broken up with a couple months back finally had enough of getting blown off all night, so she stepped in the middle as we were gathering our things and preparing to head out. She had to start some shite. I tried to avoid her and played like I had no clue who she was and tried to glad hand her and give her a hug while pushing the girls further toward the door. This pissed off chick had none of that, she pushed me in the back when I turned to walk off from her, and when I turned around she threw a drink on me and tried to hit me. I dodged her slap/punch and grabbed her up by her hair with 2 fistfulls and like an olympic discus thrower I spun twice and ragdolled her arse across two tables by her hair sending her sliding into the dance floor knocking a group of people over and thus causing the only bar brawl I've ever seen in a gay bar.
White Bobbie walked back in at the moment I was spinning that bitch around by her hair and sent her flying, so of course she was pissed and she ran over to that girl who was mad and started fighting white Bobbie and the people on the dance floor started throwing down, subs were running around crying, and I was trying to get the heck out of there with Asian Bobbie and at least salvage part of the night. In the panic of getting out of there before it got really bad I drove drunk and crashed my truck in a horrible fog when I got ran off the road by another car and tried to casually merge back onto the road from the ditch and I hit a frickin' drainage culvert and destroyed an axle.
The only good thing from that night was I finally hooked up with Asian Bobbie a couple weeks later and a fun fling with her for a couple months, but I never saw white Bobbie ever again nor did I ever back to that club before it shut down for good.
Fayetteville has a pretty big lesbo community. I've somehow managed to be cool with them and I'm sly enough to quickly discern who the brood mothers are and I buddy up with them and they've never cock blocked me or got in the way when I've tried to hook up with the hottie bi chicks.
There is a pretty funny story that gets told about me fighting a lesbo chick. I usually don't share it because I don't come out looking too good but it is hilarious.
and I'll share it with you guys for entertainment. This is long, you've been warned.
I worked in a club that was the after hours spot, we'd clean up then all the bar workers from other places and strippers would stop in at our club and we'd drink til daylight or sometimes noon. Sunday nights was the drag show night in Fville, I had this gig on a CDC grant where I'd go talk to kids about HIV/STD prevention and we'd do free HIV tests, and give out condoms and lube etc, etc. I made it fun and sometimes roll into a club in a Santa costume and toss out condoms, literature, lube, and set up testing for people. I was "Rubber Claus" and being a straight guy that championed gay rights and equality for everyone the bi-sexual girls and sorority chicks with gay friends saw me as a unicorn of sorts.
Sooooooo, drinking scotch hard and heavy, we head to the drag show (I always pulled a straight chick at the drag show, it was like fish in a barrel, we straights had to protect each other) hahaha I happen to run into a smoking hot Vietnamese lesbo named Bobbie from Ft. Smith that I knew from my Laotian ex who had a gay brother. There also happened to be a white bi-chick named Bobbie that was hot as hell too that was there. So I dialed in on those two and went to work putting the Bobbie-me-Bobbie 3way in motion.
I danced and made out with those 2 for hours, there was no doubt this Bobbie squared thing was happening. It was getting close to closing time and this chick that white Bobbie had broken up with a couple months back finally had enough of getting blown off all night, so she stepped in the middle as we were gathering our things and preparing to head out. She had to start some shite. I tried to avoid her and played like I had no clue who she was and tried to glad hand her and give her a hug while pushing the girls further toward the door. This pissed off chick had none of that, she pushed me in the back when I turned to walk off from her, and when I turned around she threw a drink on me and tried to hit me. I dodged her slap/punch and grabbed her up by her hair with 2 fistfulls and like an olympic discus thrower I spun twice and ragdolled her arse across two tables by her hair sending her sliding into the dance floor knocking a group of people over and thus causing the only bar brawl I've ever seen in a gay bar.
White Bobbie walked back in at the moment I was spinning that bitch around by her hair and sent her flying, so of course she was pissed and she ran over to that girl who was mad and started fighting white Bobbie and the people on the dance floor started throwing down, subs were running around crying, and I was trying to get the heck out of there with Asian Bobbie and at least salvage part of the night. In the panic of getting out of there before it got really bad I drove drunk and crashed my truck in a horrible fog when I got ran off the road by another car and tried to casually merge back onto the road from the ditch and I hit a frickin' drainage culvert and destroyed an axle.
The only good thing from that night was I finally hooked up with Asian Bobbie a couple weeks later and a fun fling with her for a couple months, but I never saw white Bobbie ever again nor did I ever back to that club before it shut down for good.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 7:59 pm to deltaland
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This post was edited on 3/5/14 at 7:38 pm
Posted on 1/12/14 at 8:05 pm to deltaland
Yes I have. But she didn't know she was lesbo at the time so not sure if that counts.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:22 pm to deltaland
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I've managed to make out with one drunk before, but no D in the V.
This, that fricking tease. I didn't know she was til later though.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:26 pm to deltaland
I am a full blown lesbian and will only have sex with women.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 5:08 am to deltaland
Got a hummer from one my sophmore year in high school. I Jokingly asked her if she was down, and said she'd always wanted to try once. Of course I took one for the team and said I'll be that mistake.
Thanks for reminding me
Thanks for reminding me
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 5:10 am
Posted on 1/13/14 at 11:15 am to deltaland
I know some guys who have been with girls who end up being lesbians. They probably helped turn them
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