What every Roll Tide Football fan MUST KNOW?!

Rule #1:

the South rules, here's why:

it's because the south is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.

news flash flat brimmed camden fagg0t, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like philly, baltimore and camden. sorry fagg0t, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser, you're still on phish t00r. luuulllzzzzzzzzz

i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole. enjoy that nitrous hit t00r rat.

that's why the alpharetta run dominated - even the 4 yankee fagg0ts on stage knew they were playing for a group of winners, unlike most nights when they're playing for a bunch of washed up has been's.

our energy is better, our wh0ars are hotter and we win on the reg. can't wait for the next run, which will probably next year around the same time. have fun at deer creek for the 30th time fagg0t.

You have to be an alumni of the school and have graduated with an 2.5 gpa or better, if not then you're just an sidewalk fan with no opinion.

Alabama has the most championships in college football and is currently in a renaissance era.

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Doc Jones

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btw...

Wow! Well, it's good I've chosen the Alabama football program because I wrote a letter of recommendation for a great friend who was subsequently accepted and just finished law school there and is also finishing his PhD and the sports program has basically funded his family's existence for the past 4 years and so I, in gratitude, decided to begin researching the football program and have been pleasantly surprised so have taken a genuine interest in the program (deep breath)....because a significant percentage of their fans (discounting those not utterly rude) are obviously jerks and bring disgrace to the program in particular and less particularly college football fans and human beings in general. I remain committedly desirous of learning more and becoming a greater fan of the Crimson Tide - just not so much of its lousy baggage. By the way, what's a troll?