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The Legend of the Bama Fan
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:21 am
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:21 am
1.) Harvey Updyke
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans
5.) Female Bama fan murders woman for not being upset over Bama loss in 2013 Iron Bowl.
You literally can not make this shite up. Best part is there WILL be other incidents in the future. All five of the mentioned offenders above have been active within the last 4 years and seem to produce at a rate of at last once a year.
Bama fans; the never-ending shite show that keeps on giving
ETA: Edited to include the Bama murderer.
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans
5.) Female Bama fan murders woman for not being upset over Bama loss in 2013 Iron Bowl.
You literally can not make this shite up. Best part is there WILL be other incidents in the future. All five of the mentioned offenders above have been active within the last 4 years and seem to produce at a rate of at last once a year.
Bama fans; the never-ending shite show that keeps on giving
ETA: Edited to include the Bama murderer.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 10:23 am
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:31 am to okietiger
If our team wasn't worth a shite people wouldn't care
about what they did.
But that's the price you pay to be Bama.
about what they did.
But that's the price you pay to be Bama.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:55 am to okietiger
What's the rate lately? 1 per loss?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:40 am to okietiger
What was #2, I didn't get that story.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:45 am to okietiger
BAMA = low level trash.
no other school comes close to that list.
no other school comes close to that list.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:50 am to okietiger
5) Alana Colette Collins RIP - kissed Saban at the airport and got a DUI that afternoon.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:43 am to okietiger
I'm a big LSU fan and do not feel it is my place to criticize Alabama's fan base... Simply laugh at it and move on. I've seen my share of LSU fans doing disgusting things. The fact that you post this shite makes it seem like you are a stalker and suffering from some type of penis envy. Thus compelled to throw spitballs at the gorilla.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:10 am to okietiger
You can add, 'throwing bricks through bama coach office window', and even though this happened many years ago (I think it was done to Bill Curry's window), I'd still count it.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:20 am to okietiger
Its not just that they do crazy shite, its that they are always publicly apologizing to Saban after the fact. Its a platform for the gumps to forever tie their name to the bama program.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:28 am to okietiger
You forgot about the AU fan that hates kittens.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:15 am to okietiger
quote:
1.) Harvey Updyke
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans
None of those come close to the two murders over the past few years due to butthurt over Alabama losing a game.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:58 am to okietiger
quote:
1.) Harvey Updyke
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans
5.) gump on gump "not fan enough" iron bowl murder
6.) death threats to Cade Foster
7.) fans always crying
8.) kids named Alleigh Bama or Krimson Tyde
9.) fans wanting the coach fired who won them 3 national championships in 4 years for losing one (now two) game(s)
10.) the infant in bama onsy surrounded by guns
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:31 am to okietiger
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:47 am to okietiger
Don't forget about yourselves. You coonasses are pretty trashy bunch.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:57 am to okietiger
don't forget the father who shot at his son after the 2003 overtime loss to Tennessee.
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:33 am to okietiger
What about Collette? (RIP)
Does anyone know why she died so young? Liver failure?
Does anyone know why she died so young? Liver failure?
Posted on 1/4/14 at 5:08 pm to okietiger
The problem is 90% of their fans don't actually have anything to do with the school or care anything about the university. It's all bammer football to them. Bama has the largest number of bandwagon side walker fan base in the country. And a lot of them are crazy trash. They live their miserable lives through that football team. That's the only thing that they have.
BTW I will add that Bama grads and the decent Bama fans are good people.
BTW I will add that Bama grads and the decent Bama fans are good people.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:02 pm to okietiger
Need to add the fans that stabbed like 6 Auburn students the night before the Iron Bowl.
Then, when the heat came down on them, they tried to frame a local mentally impaired kid from whatever backwater shithole they were from.
Then, when the heat came down on them, they tried to frame a local mentally impaired kid from whatever backwater shithole they were from.
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