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The Legend of the Bama Fan

Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:21 am
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
40984 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:21 am
1.) Harvey Updyke

2.) The teabagger

3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)

4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans

5.) Female Bama fan murders woman for not being upset over Bama loss in 2013 Iron Bowl.

You literally can not make this shite up. Best part is there WILL be other incidents in the future. All five of the mentioned offenders above have been active within the last 4 years and seem to produce at a rate of at last once a year.

Bama fans; the never-ending shite show that keeps on giving

ETA: Edited to include the Bama murderer.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 10:23 am
Posted by Hater Bait
Tuscaloosa & Gulf Shores
Member since Nov 2012
2871 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:31 am to
If our team wasn't worth a shite people wouldn't care
about what they did.

But that's the price you pay to be Bama.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18637 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:47 am to
Don't piss us off.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 4:55 am to
What's the rate lately? 1 per loss?
Posted by adawgj
Brunswick
Member since Oct 2012
1749 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:40 am to
What was #2, I didn't get that story.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23073 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:45 am to
BAMA = low level trash.

no other school comes close to that list.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23073 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 6:50 am to
5) Alana Colette Collins RIP - kissed Saban at the airport and got a DUI that afternoon.
Posted by Bloodworth
North Ga
Member since Oct 2007
4006 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:43 am to
I'm a big LSU fan and do not feel it is my place to criticize Alabama's fan base... Simply laugh at it and move on. I've seen my share of LSU fans doing disgusting things. The fact that you post this shite makes it seem like you are a stalker and suffering from some type of penis envy. Thus compelled to throw spitballs at the gorilla.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 7:44 am
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11011 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 7:48 am to
They are so special
Posted by TigerEyes1970
Member since Dec 2013
913 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:10 am to
You can add, 'throwing bricks through bama coach office window', and even though this happened many years ago (I think it was done to Bill Curry's window), I'd still count it.
Posted by Rhymenoceros
Atlanta, Georgia
Member since Nov 2012
4185 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:20 am to
Its not just that they do crazy shite, its that they are always publicly apologizing to Saban after the fact. Its a platform for the gumps to forever tie their name to the bama program.
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
7375 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:28 am to
You forgot about the AU fan that hates kittens.
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:15 am to
quote:

1.) Harvey Updyke

2.) The teabagger

3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)

4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans

None of those come close to the two murders over the past few years due to butthurt over Alabama losing a game.
Posted by El Eh Shu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2007
836 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 9:58 am to
quote:

1.) Harvey Updyke
2.) The teabagger
3.) Phyllis (Finebaum caller)
4.) Crazy Bama Woman attacking OU fans

5.) gump on gump "not fan enough" iron bowl murder
6.) death threats to Cade Foster
7.) fans always crying
8.) kids named Alleigh Bama or Krimson Tyde
9.) fans wanting the coach fired who won them 3 national championships in 4 years for losing one (now two) game(s)
10.) the infant in bama onsy surrounded by guns
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:31 am to
AJ McCarron's uncle ran a family pedophile ring. got busted just last month

LINK
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21225 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:47 am to
Don't forget about yourselves. You coonasses are pretty trashy bunch.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 10:57 am to
don't forget the father who shot at his son after the 2003 overtime loss to Tennessee.
Posted by EST
Investigating
Member since Oct 2003
17843 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 11:33 am to
What about Collette? (RIP)

Does anyone know why she died so young? Liver failure?
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
22422 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 5:08 pm to
The problem is 90% of their fans don't actually have anything to do with the school or care anything about the university. It's all bammer football to them. Bama has the largest number of bandwagon side walker fan base in the country. And a lot of them are crazy trash. They live their miserable lives through that football team. That's the only thing that they have.

BTW I will add that Bama grads and the decent Bama fans are good people.
This post was edited on 1/4/14 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 1/4/14 at 8:02 pm to
Need to add the fans that stabbed like 6 Auburn students the night before the Iron Bowl.

Then, when the heat came down on them, they tried to frame a local mentally impaired kid from whatever backwater shithole they were from.
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