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Phil Robertson reveals his secrets to finding the perfect underage girl
Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:43 pm
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According to Robertson, women are old maids at 20. All they do at that point is spend your money on stupid woman stuff. -
What you want to do, according to the Duck Dynasty patriarch, is “marry these girls when they’re about fifteen or sixteen.” Robertson is no stranger to doing just that. He began dating his wife Marsha when she was fourteen and he a legal adult. They married two years later when she was just sixteen.
Given his expertise on the matter, some may choose to listen to Phil’s suggestion that they bag themselves some jail-bait (though he does caution that they should make sure mom and dad are cool with it)–but how does a man know when the underage girl he has found is the right one for him? In an expanded video of Robertson’s comments, A&E’s resident racist homophobe and advocate of forming relationships with teenage girls has us covered!
She needs to be able to cook a meal, because women (as we all know) belong in the kitchen.
She needs to carry her Bible. No Bible, find another kid to wed! Where else is she going to learn that marrying and being entirely subservient to a 50-something (or 20-something) man is normal? The rest of society?
We’re not sure if this is innuendo or a duck cleaning reference (so we’ll go with the latter)…but if she “picks your ducks,” apparently that makes her “a woman!” Which is good, because her age sure doesn’t!
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This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:56 pm to CrimsonFever
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racist homophobe
You might call him a racially ignorant, Christian bigot but he has displayed nothing to make him a racist homophobe.
My dad proposed to my mom at 17 as a 25 year old.
This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:02 pm to CrimsonFever
pulls up chair
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Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:17 pm to CrimsonFever
Holy frick. Who gives a shite what that dude thinks or does? Has it become necessary for groupthink on every social issue or way we should live our lives?
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:42 pm to CrimsonFever
Clicked on link, taken to a website whose sole purpose is ridiculing Republicans and Christian Conservatives and closed it.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:55 pm to CrimsonFever
Sounds like you have a case of the gays!
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:29 pm to CrimsonFever
The whole family is a bunch of frauds anyway. They were everyday, suburban white folks before the show. Do a google search on them and look at some of their family photos before the show. There's even one of them on the beach innovators and white shirts, the epitome of white.
Phil aing a Christian. He's a TPOS bigot.
Phil aing a Christian. He's a TPOS bigot.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:47 pm to CrimsonFever
The Christian religion is once again under attack.
Hope and Change is doing so well though!!
Hope and Change is doing so well though!!
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:50 pm to CrimsonFever
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According to Robertson, women are old maids at 20. All they do at that point is spend your money on stupid woman stuff.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:58 pm to CrimsonFever
Posted on 12/29/13 at 7:09 pm to CrimsonFever
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A&E’s resident racist
Damnit Phil.
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homophobe
But nothing wrong with hating the gays.
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dvocate of forming relationships with teenage girls has us covered!
Damnit Phil.
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because women (as we all know) belong in the kitchen.
Well not just in the kitchen, but hard to argue with a woman needing to know how to cook.
Damnit Phil.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 9:49 pm to CrimsonFever
SECR political/religion talk presents:
In this thread, people will hit the the retarded button on their tramp stamp and drool over the keyboard of their desktop Compaq's.
Sorry, man. Your dad is a creep.
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Phil Robertson reveals his secrets to finding the perfect underage girl}
In this thread, people will hit the the retarded button on their tramp stamp and drool over the keyboard of their desktop Compaq's.
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My dad proposed to my mom at 17 as a 25 year old.
Sorry, man. Your dad is a creep.
This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 9:50 pm
Posted on 12/30/13 at 10:00 am to CrimsonFever
Ive think Ive found one
Posted on 12/30/13 at 3:12 pm to CrimsonFever
Do his comments really bug you that much? I always thought that in this country everyone was entitled to their own opinions and were allowed to spout off about them all they wanted to
Posted on 12/30/13 at 3:54 pm to CrimsonFever
A Christian bigot. What else is new?
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