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It's that time of year again.......Preseason Champions
Posted on 12/11/13 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 12/11/13 at 2:49 pm
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the South
Not a school was fretting, except for the school with no teeth in their mouth;
The baseballs were dreaming of Omaha with care,
In hopes that Arkansas soon might win there;
The piglets were worried, the hype they don't dread
While visions of losses danced in their heads;
And LSU in her Box, and SC in her fap,
Ar-Kansas couldn't outfox a knightmare of a nap,
When out in the Ozarks there arose such a clatter,
Arkansas to Omaha! was a helluva matter.
Away to tigerdroppings to hear the loud gnash,
Tore open the threads to see their diaper rash.
They sprang to defend their team like a guided missle,
Away they all flew with the judgement of early dismissal.
But I heard them exclaim BLOWN CALL, as the plane crashed on a cold clear night,
"TO HELL WITH YOU ALL, PRESEASON #1 IS THE ONLY CHAMPIONSHIP IN SIGHT!"
Not a school was fretting, except for the school with no teeth in their mouth;
The baseballs were dreaming of Omaha with care,
In hopes that Arkansas soon might win there;
The piglets were worried, the hype they don't dread
While visions of losses danced in their heads;
And LSU in her Box, and SC in her fap,
Ar-Kansas couldn't outfox a knightmare of a nap,
When out in the Ozarks there arose such a clatter,
Arkansas to Omaha! was a helluva matter.
Away to tigerdroppings to hear the loud gnash,
Tore open the threads to see their diaper rash.
They sprang to defend their team like a guided missle,
Away they all flew with the judgement of early dismissal.
But I heard them exclaim BLOWN CALL, as the plane crashed on a cold clear night,
"TO HELL WITH YOU ALL, PRESEASON #1 IS THE ONLY CHAMPIONSHIP IN SIGHT!"
Posted on 12/11/13 at 2:50 pm to Run DMC
quote:
It's that time of year again
quote:You're a little early.
'Twas the night before Christmas
Posted on 12/11/13 at 2:52 pm to Run DMC
i really hope you didnt come up with this yourself cause my god to spend all that time on something so incredibly stupid would be sad
Posted on 12/11/13 at 2:53 pm to Run DMC
quote:didn't realize stonehog was your BIL
Run DMC
Posted on 12/11/13 at 3:14 pm to Run DMC
Not in Iambic Pentameter so this poem is a piece of shite
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