re: Auburn and Alabama are carrying the SEC.

Day Nine of The Butt Hurt was characterized by inexpicably desperate attempts to tie one's own previous achievements with one's most hated rival, in an attempt to make the pain go away. This desperation by the most Butt Hurt was an attempt to continue to pretend the conversation was about them, when in fact everybody else had moved on with Reality nine days ago. Just as with previous days of The Butt Hurt, this attempt at self-medicating their existential angst was doomed to fail. Those witnessing this psychological unraveling, were left to wonder what Day Ten of The Butt Hurt would bring.