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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

Solid Melt

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Posted by AdamDeMamp

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Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:46 am to NorthGwinnettTiger

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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

Christmas Vacation is a damn classic! Well done.

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Posted by coachcrisp

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Member since Jun 2012

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Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:10 am to NorthGwinnettTiger

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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
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It was funny when Chevy Chase said it in "Christmas Vacation", but not so much when you've heard it every Christmas season for the last 20 years.

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Posted by austingator

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Posted on 12/3/13 at 2:23 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger

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You were all waiting for it. It's Meltdown Time!
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

Solid Melt

It's from Christmas vacation