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You were all waiting for it. It's Meltdown Time!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:38 am
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:38 am
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Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:41 am to UAFanFromNOLA
quote:This is exactly how I still feel.
Saban called this game like a fricking retard. I don't think we should get rid of him obviously but Jesus that was a terrible game. Absolutely terrible. frick life. We won two in a a row wich helps make this fell much better. I'm proud of this team but come on. We lose on a missed field goal that one player tried to stop.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:42 am to UAFanFromNOLA
OMG! Isn't this one of ours?
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Malzahn goes out on the field to an official laughing and pointing claiming a fake injury to Ivory. LAUGHING at a player that he had no clue whether or not he was hurt. This is the same scumbag that obviously had a player fake an injury vs Arky. Unless that kid was struck by lightning or a stray CIA secret energy weapon blast from a satellite he was clearly faking.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:42 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Six million a year for this.
whoah whoah whoah
some of yall are fricking insane.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:42 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
Solid Melt
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:42 am to UAFanFromNOLA
I was hoping there would be one of these! haha I it being a Bama site I wasnt sure it would happen, but I bet it gets the site a ton of clicks. 
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:43 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are
Classic work!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:44 am to UAFanFromNOLA
Paul Walker took the loss really hard
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:44 am to UAFanFromNOLA
Wow. Bama fans bitching about 1 loss in a cupcake schedule. But we all knew this.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:44 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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frick Cade Foster
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Saban called this game like a fricking retard
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I hope NFL scouts really saw what kind of a back Yeldon is tonight. I'd take any three previous first-stringers, and Roy Upchurch, any day over him.
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The coach that the UA pays millions of dollars for is, to put it lightly, a pussy.
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McCarron is trash.
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frick YOU SO MUCH CADE FOSTER
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frick YOU CADE FOSTER
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frick YOU CYRUS JONES
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frick YOU COACH SABAN!!!!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:46 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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After the game my wife in an effort to cheer me up pulled out all our Christmas stuff and set up our tree. After she went to bed I threw the tree in the swimming pool.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:47 am to UAFanFromNOLA
Epic.
Top to bottom.
Top to bottom.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:48 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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In Ttown with my folks, so staying sober. But I’ll damned if I’m not gonna go to Dollar General and pick up some ice cream. If I’m gonna watch an unsinkable ship hit a chunk of rock and kill the hopes and dreams of thousands, I’m gonna see Kate Winslet’s tits while it happens.
The Cade Foster stuff is despicable tho, and makes me ashamed we have such filth in our fanbase. I'd triple dog dare them to say that to his face.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:49 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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I feel like suicide bombing an animal shelter
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:52 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Everyone shut the frick up and drink until you ruin important relationships.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:00 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Im done with these trash arse running backs. Graduate and GTFO
Kenyan Drake = Fumbletron TJ Yeldon = Droptimus Prime
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:02 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
One of my favorites
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:06 am to UAFanFromNOLA
quote:Wait a second, wait a second, WAIT A SECOND....
No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are and has been as lucky as they have. I became an Alabama fan in 2004. Based on what I've seen out of the barn, 9 times out of every ten *ubarn games, every ball bounces their way, every call goes their way, the injury bug is in their favor, and if it's a tight game going into the 4th, hang it up because your skill and athleticism cannot compete with their magic. It's mystifying to say the least.
Am I reading that right? A fricking bama fan calling another program lucky??? Holy hell!!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:34 am to UAFanFromNOLA
see a couple posts from here
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:34 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are and has been as lucky as they have. I became an Alabama fan in 2004. Based on what I've seen out of the barn, 9 times out of every ten *ubarn games, every ball bounces their way, every call goes their way, the injury bug is in their favor, and if it's a tight game going into the 4th, hang it up because your skill and athleticism cannot compete with their magic. It's mystifying to say the least.
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What's the point in even hoping for an undefeated season anymore? All Bama does is win 11 games each year only to lose a game in November. Then they have to rely on other teams to lose just so they can play for a national championship. Luck has been on Bama's side during this "dynasty" and finally it's catching up. The coach that the UA pays millions of dollars for is, to put it lightly, a pussy. He bitches about the HUNH because he's "concerned about player safety". When in actuality he's afraid because it completely destroys his precious defense. All the 5* & 4* DBs, LBs, OL, DL, RBs, QBs & WRs aren't going to help when the game comes down to kicking FGs & your team always has the least clutch kickers in CFB. It's also not going to help when you run the ball on 3rd and short to get 0 yards & then try the same thing again hoping to catch the defense off guard. It's easy to blame the K or the Defense. When it's actually the coach & his staff. Maybe next year they'll go undefeated. More than likely they'll finish 11-1 though. It's their trademark, their MO, now. Instead of "Never Again"; it should be "Same shite, Different Year".
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