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'Twas the Night after Auburn
Posted on 12/2/13 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 12/2/13 at 5:55 pm
Twas the night after Auburn and all through the land, not a “Roll Tide” was uttered by a Crimson Tide fan. They used to be boisterous, they used to be loud, they used to be boastful, and cocky and proud. But they lost all their swagger, they lost all their swing. For one little second had changed everything.
The score it was even. The clock had run dry. When Nicholas Saban then started to cry. He demanded a second be put on the clock. The worse that could happen? A miss or a block. But fate it is fickle, and greed has a price, and what happened next just wasn’t too nice. The previous kicks, wide left and wide right. So he put in a rookie, 'twas not very bright.
The kick was a boomer of 56 yards, but the extra yard needed was not in the cards. And back in the end zone a lone Tiger stood. He caught that ol’ football, he caught it real good. He started to run, he heard the cheers grow. The Crimson Tide offense? Too fat and too slow. One hundred and nine, he ran for a score. If needed, he could have run one hundred more.
The crowd it erupted while storming the field. The Crimson Tide’s season was settled and sealed. A cry of “War Eagle” soon echoed the Plain. Nick Saban’s expression was one of pure pain.
And up in Ohio they shouted "Go Bucks." For it gave hope to all, well, except for the Ducks. And in Tuscaloosa you could hear a pin drop. And in Tallahassee a tomahawk chop. For the night after Auburn, the Tide has no clue. The new boss in town wears Orange and Blue!
By: Chuck Porretto (Not me)
The score it was even. The clock had run dry. When Nicholas Saban then started to cry. He demanded a second be put on the clock. The worse that could happen? A miss or a block. But fate it is fickle, and greed has a price, and what happened next just wasn’t too nice. The previous kicks, wide left and wide right. So he put in a rookie, 'twas not very bright.
The kick was a boomer of 56 yards, but the extra yard needed was not in the cards. And back in the end zone a lone Tiger stood. He caught that ol’ football, he caught it real good. He started to run, he heard the cheers grow. The Crimson Tide offense? Too fat and too slow. One hundred and nine, he ran for a score. If needed, he could have run one hundred more.
The crowd it erupted while storming the field. The Crimson Tide’s season was settled and sealed. A cry of “War Eagle” soon echoed the Plain. Nick Saban’s expression was one of pure pain.
And up in Ohio they shouted "Go Bucks." For it gave hope to all, well, except for the Ducks. And in Tuscaloosa you could hear a pin drop. And in Tallahassee a tomahawk chop. For the night after Auburn, the Tide has no clue. The new boss in town wears Orange and Blue!
By: Chuck Porretto (Not me)
Posted on 12/2/13 at 5:56 pm to DubyaDE
I bet you got a ton of likes on Facebook!
Good for you.
Good for you.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 5:58 pm to DubyaDE
Thank god you didn't spent all that time typing this stupid shite
This post was edited on 12/2/13 at 5:59 pm
Posted on 12/2/13 at 5:58 pm to DubyaDE
quote:LOL
The new boss in town wears Orange and Blue!
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:03 pm to DubyaDE
This is awesome. Good rhyme. None of it is true, though.
The Crimson Tide are still the kings of college football.
One loss doesn't change that.
We're still in the middle of the greatest football dynasty in college football history.
ETA: And I've said "Roll Tide" an obnoxious number of times since Saturday.
We know our place. It's on top of the food chain.
The Crimson Tide are still the kings of college football.
One loss doesn't change that.
We're still in the middle of the greatest football dynasty in college football history.
ETA: And I've said "Roll Tide" an obnoxious number of times since Saturday.
We know our place. It's on top of the food chain.
This post was edited on 12/2/13 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:04 pm to DubyaDE
Merry Christmas. I hope you get a sack of dicks.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:45 pm to DubyaDE
Can somebody condense this thing and give me the high points? Life is too short to read ......
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:47 pm to Three-n-Snout
quote:One second please.
Can somebody condense this thing and give me the high points?
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:51 pm to Tuscaloosa
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We're still in the middle of the greatest football dynasty in college football history.
I beg to differ. #thedecline
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:53 pm to Smoke7024
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I beg to differ. #thedecline
That's the beauty of it. It doesn't matter what you beg for.
There is no route of denial available for you to take.
GOAT.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:54 pm to Tuscaloosa
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It doesn't matter what you beg for.
Saban begged for 1 second. #thedecline
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:55 pm to DubyaDE
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Saban begged for 1 second. #thedecline
And it really doesn't matter. Congrats on the win.
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:57 pm to Tuscaloosa
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We're at the end of the greatest football dynasty in college football history.
FIFY
Posted on 12/2/13 at 6:58 pm to achamb7
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FIFY
There is no end in sight, until Saban leaves.
That's why it's beautiful.
One loss doesn't end a dynasty.
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