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Johhny Manziel has dog stopped and dragged his nuts over the SEC Record Books.

Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:33 am
Posted by Neuromancer
Member since Oct 2013
749 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:33 am
As a fresh. Without a JUCO year like Cam - broke every record for yardage in the SEC History. As a freshman. MF'ers

Archie pussy Manning couldn't handle it and turned him in for being late - in Thibedeaux where they get all the counselors underage drunk and party. Then Archie - who had his 1 yea 1 record in the SEC demolished by Johnny what 10 times now - had to be a puss and not cover for him like they do for Eli.

What irony seeing him in the suites in Oxfurred watching Johnny do it to him again. Once tossing a 30 yd pass to convert out of his own endzone then rallying to come from what 16 down in 6 minutes. Then the next one was so sweet with Johnny reversing field and diving in the corner at old miss again last second.

Trivia: What is the only stadium Johnny Manziel led 4th Q last minute drives to win in twice? Not Kyle Field. OLE MISS. Suck that Archie,

He broke the record again as a soph using his arm when this Brain fricking trust Rant thought he would "flame out". Sophmore slump, party too hard. Bad Seed. Oh - but we have some semen in a rape case and its no biggie. Over sleeping at a volunteer camp is a bigger deal. Oh and bigger than your own coach calling his "Heisman lol" player out for being selfish.

With even a smell of a D - Johnny beats Bama and Auburn. You are lucky son of bitches.

LSU has A&M's number - they also have Bama's number half the time. So now Mizzou can stop Johnny? He has the best Offense in the Nation in the SEC. Dude dropped 700 on Bama solo.

Mizzou would have lost 3 in the west.

Johnny will do what he did to everyone but LSU, F U UP.

(Unless he is hurt which is a possibility - but we still win.)

Yea that just happened.

Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.

Get your shite straight Rant. This fricking place is unreal. Dude dragged his nuts over this place. Said - Cam - Tebow - Archie - nice try bitches.

Posted by AllBamaDoesIsWin
Member since Dec 2011
26725 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:34 am to
How many titles did he win with those records?
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:35 am to
good one whiskeybent
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:36 am to
Mizzou goin in dry
Posted by thefloydian
Member since Dec 2012
4771 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:39 am to
8-4
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33362 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:44 am to
And in 5 years no one will give a shite about him, just like Tebow.
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5704 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:49 am to
quote:

Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.


I respect JFF, he is a helluva QB. I still like Mizzou for the win, though. Mizzou is not counting on one player to beat aTm.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18638 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:04 am to
God damn dude. At least spell his first name right.
Posted by Tigerswillprevail
Member since Nov 2011
2866 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:08 am to
Drink much?
Posted by RebelExpress38
In your base, killin your dudes
Member since Apr 2012
13594 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:08 am to
Can we compare Johnny's sugar bowl stats with Archie's?

Also how does it feel to have the greatest QB of all time and still lose to bama and lsu?
Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36485 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 3:04 am to
Mizzou will win. They're a better TEAM.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19257 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:30 am to

How can a man with a slit drag his nuts across anything??




Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:44 am to
quote:

As a fresh. Without a JUCO year like Cam - broke every record for yardage in the SEC History. As a freshman. MF'ers


Ahhhh not to confuse fiction with nasty facts BUT Johnny was a REDSHIRT frosh last year....so he already had been on campus the year bore. JFF will go down as a very very good qb....never to have beaten UF...just like Peyton.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13842 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:23 am to
This is another example of the type of thread you should not start Whiskey.

quote:

Johhny Manziel has dog stopped




Posted by Vanilla Coke
Member since Jan 2013
1343 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:41 am to
I TD; 6 turnovers

Johnny had STTDB during his SEC tenure
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
3977 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:45 am to
Thats a lot of words about a kid playing on a team that hasnt won anything
Posted by bamafan425
Jackson's Hole
Member since Jan 2009
25607 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:47 am to


Johnny will be lucky to get invited to New York this year.

Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:55 am to
quote:

has dog stopped


Is that the correct slanguage? Maybe so but I would just presume 'stomped' would work there instead of 'stopped'.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16142 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:00 am to
Tldr
Posted by Stuttgart Tiger
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
14601 posts
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:01 am to
Bama should've stood up to Manziel and not allowed him to pad his stats against them.
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