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Johhny Manziel has dog stopped and dragged his nuts over the SEC Record Books.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:33 am
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:33 am
As a fresh. Without a JUCO year like Cam - broke every record for yardage in the SEC History. As a freshman. MF'ers
Archie pussy Manning couldn't handle it and turned him in for being late - in Thibedeaux where they get all the counselors underage drunk and party. Then Archie - who had his 1 yea 1 record in the SEC demolished by Johnny what 10 times now - had to be a puss and not cover for him like they do for Eli.
What irony seeing him in the suites in Oxfurred watching Johnny do it to him again. Once tossing a 30 yd pass to convert out of his own endzone then rallying to come from what 16 down in 6 minutes. Then the next one was so sweet with Johnny reversing field and diving in the corner at old miss again last second.
Trivia: What is the only stadium Johnny Manziel led 4th Q last minute drives to win in twice? Not Kyle Field. OLE MISS. Suck that Archie,
He broke the record again as a soph using his arm when this Brain fricking trust Rant thought he would "flame out". Sophmore slump, party too hard. Bad Seed. Oh - but we have some semen in a rape case and its no biggie. Over sleeping at a volunteer camp is a bigger deal. Oh and bigger than your own coach calling his "Heisman lol" player out for being selfish.
With even a smell of a D - Johnny beats Bama and Auburn. You are lucky son of bitches.
LSU has A&M's number - they also have Bama's number half the time. So now Mizzou can stop Johnny? He has the best Offense in the Nation in the SEC. Dude dropped 700 on Bama solo.
Mizzou would have lost 3 in the west.
Johnny will do what he did to everyone but LSU, F U UP.
(Unless he is hurt which is a possibility - but we still win.)
Yea that just happened.
Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.
Get your shite straight Rant. This fricking place is unreal. Dude dragged his nuts over this place. Said - Cam - Tebow - Archie - nice try bitches.
Archie pussy Manning couldn't handle it and turned him in for being late - in Thibedeaux where they get all the counselors underage drunk and party. Then Archie - who had his 1 yea 1 record in the SEC demolished by Johnny what 10 times now - had to be a puss and not cover for him like they do for Eli.
What irony seeing him in the suites in Oxfurred watching Johnny do it to him again. Once tossing a 30 yd pass to convert out of his own endzone then rallying to come from what 16 down in 6 minutes. Then the next one was so sweet with Johnny reversing field and diving in the corner at old miss again last second.
Trivia: What is the only stadium Johnny Manziel led 4th Q last minute drives to win in twice? Not Kyle Field. OLE MISS. Suck that Archie,
He broke the record again as a soph using his arm when this Brain fricking trust Rant thought he would "flame out". Sophmore slump, party too hard. Bad Seed. Oh - but we have some semen in a rape case and its no biggie. Over sleeping at a volunteer camp is a bigger deal. Oh and bigger than your own coach calling his "Heisman lol" player out for being selfish.
With even a smell of a D - Johnny beats Bama and Auburn. You are lucky son of bitches.
LSU has A&M's number - they also have Bama's number half the time. So now Mizzou can stop Johnny? He has the best Offense in the Nation in the SEC. Dude dropped 700 on Bama solo.
Mizzou would have lost 3 in the west.
Johnny will do what he did to everyone but LSU, F U UP.
(Unless he is hurt which is a possibility - but we still win.)
Yea that just happened.
Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.
Get your shite straight Rant. This fricking place is unreal. Dude dragged his nuts over this place. Said - Cam - Tebow - Archie - nice try bitches.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:34 am to Neuromancer
How many titles did he win with those records?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:44 am to Neuromancer
And in 5 years no one will give a shite about him, just like Tebow.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 1:49 am to Neuromancer
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Johnny Manziel is still the Goat. He may be hurt - but he will dismantle Mizzou.
I respect JFF, he is a helluva QB. I still like Mizzou for the win, though. Mizzou is not counting on one player to beat aTm.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:04 am to Neuromancer
God damn dude. At least spell his first name right.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 2:08 am to Neuromancer
Can we compare Johnny's sugar bowl stats with Archie's?
Also how does it feel to have the greatest QB of all time and still lose to bama and lsu?
Also how does it feel to have the greatest QB of all time and still lose to bama and lsu?
Posted on 11/29/13 at 3:04 am to Neuromancer
Mizzou will win. They're a better TEAM.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:30 am to Neuromancer
How can a man with a slit drag his nuts across anything??
Posted on 11/29/13 at 4:44 am to Neuromancer
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As a fresh. Without a JUCO year like Cam - broke every record for yardage in the SEC History. As a freshman. MF'ers
Ahhhh not to confuse fiction with nasty facts BUT Johnny was a REDSHIRT frosh last year....so he already had been on campus the year bore. JFF will go down as a very very good qb....never to have beaten UF...just like Peyton.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 6:23 am to Neuromancer
This is another example of the type of thread you should not start Whiskey.
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Johhny Manziel has dog stopped
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:41 am to Neuromancer
I TD; 6 turnovers
Johnny had STTDB during his SEC tenure
Johnny had STTDB during his SEC tenure
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:45 am to Neuromancer
Thats a lot of words about a kid playing on a team that hasnt won anything
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:47 am to Neuromancer
Johnny will be lucky to get invited to New York this year.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 7:55 am to Neuromancer
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has dog stopped
Is that the correct slanguage? Maybe so but I would just presume 'stomped' would work there instead of 'stopped'.
Posted on 11/29/13 at 8:01 am to Neuromancer
Bama should've stood up to Manziel and not allowed him to pad his stats against them.
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