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re: An open letter to Muschimp!
Posted on 11/24/13 at 4:08 pm to VoxDawg
Posted on 11/24/13 at 4:08 pm to VoxDawg
He REALLY needs another year or thirteen! People talk like Charlie Strong would turn down the Ufag job because of some past issues or he has another destination in mind. Also don't forgett that USC is in the coaching hunt. If you think that Orgeron will get the job then I have some nice swamp land to show you that's for sale. I think USC will open the wallet for their next HC.
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Posted on 11/24/13 at 5:33 pm to Remington Dawg
Dear Will,
Times are tough, huh? It's really got to suck to have the nation laughing at you, right? Do you regret running your dick sucker off about your alma mater? You should, because you're not cut out for this head coaching thing. But in the spirit of Coach Richt we'll give you a second chance. Just a few conditions have to be met first.
1. You will publicly bow to Richt and kiss his ring, and apologize to the UGA faithful.
2. You will strip down to your white tightys and walk down Broad St. that's lined with people throwing rotten food/trash at you. You will be sucking your thumb the entire time.
3. At the end of the walk you'll reach the Archs. This is where you'll be flogged in front of your wife and children. Dooley has requested to show some mercy so we'll let you clinch your teeth on his nut rag. Afterwards you'll be tarred and feathered.
4. You will volunteer you wife to the defense so they can run train on her.
If you meet these conditions you'll have some form of employment with the university.
Times are tough, huh? It's really got to suck to have the nation laughing at you, right? Do you regret running your dick sucker off about your alma mater? You should, because you're not cut out for this head coaching thing. But in the spirit of Coach Richt we'll give you a second chance. Just a few conditions have to be met first.
1. You will publicly bow to Richt and kiss his ring, and apologize to the UGA faithful.
2. You will strip down to your white tightys and walk down Broad St. that's lined with people throwing rotten food/trash at you. You will be sucking your thumb the entire time.
3. At the end of the walk you'll reach the Archs. This is where you'll be flogged in front of your wife and children. Dooley has requested to show some mercy so we'll let you clinch your teeth on his nut rag. Afterwards you'll be tarred and feathered.
4. You will volunteer you wife to the defense so they can run train on her.
If you meet these conditions you'll have some form of employment with the university.
This post was edited on 11/24/13 at 5:37 pm
Posted on 11/25/13 at 6:30 am to Remington Dawg
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He REALLY needs another year or thirteen! People talk like Charlie Strong would turn down the Ufag job because of some past issues or he has another destination in mind. Also don't forgett that USC is in the coaching hunt. If you think that Orgeron will get the job then I have some nice swamp land to show you that's for sale. I think USC will open the wallet for their next HC.
Texas is looking also and Texas is WAAAAAYYYYY better financed than Florida (and everyone else for that matter). This is a bad year to be looking for a coach. On top of that UF was 11-1 last year weren't they? And they have 20 something scholarship players who have missed games or the entire season to injury? Florida may fire Muschamp but they aren't treating him fairly if they do....of course life aint fair so who knows.....
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