An open letter to Muschimp!

Dear Will,
When you first took the job at Ufag, I was upset. I didn’t like the idea of a former dawg coaching a team full of illiterate probated thugs. I didn’t like the fact that you promised a cocktail party win in your first year. I now realize that you had a larger mission in mind. You have now gone 0-3 in the cocktail party and after last night’s loss at home to DII Georgia Southern (my parent’s Alma Mater) I see the light. You were sent to Ufag to drop their program lower than a turd laden toilet. I want to now thank you for all that you have done. We both know that this week will be hard with Foley on your arse, an unpreventable arse beating waiting from the Criminoles and the fact that one of your inmates will break parole and bring you into one of those oh so uncomfortable meetings at the precinct. Just rest assured that you know Dawg nation is behind you and we now see the light. Hope to see you in Jacksonville next year, 0-4, thanks again and GO DAWGS!

Sincerely,
KC
Aka- Remington Dawg