Grinders: some information to help you make the most of your time in Texas

1. If you eat BBQ while in B/CS, my advice to is go with Fargo's or C&J's. (I should warn you that you might have to eat next to...how should I say this?...all kinds of people while in Texas. I realize that this might make you uncomfortable, but that's just, like, well, your fault).

2. While in Texas, feel free to enjoy a visit to any one of our fine dental establishments.

3. If the dental work you need is too extensive to fit into your visit, you might also take in some of the sites. We have these really cool super high tech devices that are like little moving sidewalks, so that you can run while staying in one spot, all while indoors. Try to take in a mile. It probably won't kill you, you know.

4. If a mile run does send your fat arse into myocardial infarction, we have hospitals in this state, so that might be convenient for you.

We look forward to hosting our fine friends from Mississippi. Have a safe trip, and good luck.