LSU can still make it to the Natty if...

1.) Alabama loses 1 game. They lose that game to us. We have 2 losses. So what. Everyone knows we are better than them and deserve to play in the SECCG more than stupid gumps do.

2.) We played like supermen today. We beat the Furman Paladins and we looked good doing it.

3.) The movie star Famous Jamist gets fired for being a bad actor.

4.) Auburn hires Gene Chizik as their defensive coordinater and Cam's father returns to Auburn to finish his church repairs. They get disqualified from contention.

5.) The man-hero Jonathan F. Football slips on a banana peel in Tiger Stadium put there by one of our clashy fans and hurts his knee.

6.) A hurricane comes and sinks the whole state of Miami into the sea.

7.) We beat the Oregon Ducks in 2011. That will move us ahead of them in the polls.

8.) Crazy Cal fans chop down the Stanford tree.

9.) Les Miles get institutionalized.

10.) We play Mizzou in the SECCG. We win because our tigersh are speshuler than their tigersh.

That is all.