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I've started becoming one of those fans.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 9/24/13 at 8:44 pm
I'm fantasizing ridiculous scenarios that make Johnny Football come back for a third year.
He's JFF. So undoubtedly they only way he comes back is if he's a 2nd or 3rd round grade cuz he's cash money as frick and you don't represent #topszn or the #regime if you don't got 7 figures in the bank
Thus... The only way this happens is:
- The NFL giving him back a scouting grade, and all GMs being scared off by the read option and Manziel goes back to being that undersized runt not worth a pick.
- Russell Wilson tears his ACL.
- The Redskins continue their skid and RG3/Shanahan comes to a beautiful public collision.
- Chip Kelly gets fired.
- Jerry Jones has secret meetings with Paul Manziel telling him he will draft Manziel if Johnny waits another year.
- Uncle Nate leaves the country.
- The AFC Championship is Tom Brady/Peyton Manning warding off any AFC teams from wanting a mobile guy.
- The NFC Championship is Atlanta vs Dallas warding off any NFC teams from wanting a mobile QB. Other than Dallas of course.
He's JFF. So undoubtedly they only way he comes back is if he's a 2nd or 3rd round grade cuz he's cash money as frick and you don't represent #topszn or the #regime if you don't got 7 figures in the bank
Thus... The only way this happens is:
- The NFL giving him back a scouting grade, and all GMs being scared off by the read option and Manziel goes back to being that undersized runt not worth a pick.
- Russell Wilson tears his ACL.
- The Redskins continue their skid and RG3/Shanahan comes to a beautiful public collision.
- Chip Kelly gets fired.
- Jerry Jones has secret meetings with Paul Manziel telling him he will draft Manziel if Johnny waits another year.
- Uncle Nate leaves the country.
- The AFC Championship is Tom Brady/Peyton Manning warding off any AFC teams from wanting a mobile guy.
- The NFC Championship is Atlanta vs Dallas warding off any NFC teams from wanting a mobile QB. Other than Dallas of course.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:06 pm to TeLeFaWx
I started talking about it last week. I had to bring myself back to earth.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:24 pm to TeLeFaWx
QB heavy draft next year. JFF could stick around in Aggieland. He said something to a Bama player after the game about it.
Not outside the realm of possibility. Rant would have a meltdown if he came back again. Get some defense and Ags would be one of the favorites for the SEC and a possible shot at BCS championship.
Could only imagine the recruiting boom again. Nice to think about it, even if he doesn't come back.
Not outside the realm of possibility. Rant would have a meltdown if he came back again. Get some defense and Ags would be one of the favorites for the SEC and a possible shot at BCS championship.
Could only imagine the recruiting boom again. Nice to think about it, even if he doesn't come back.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:36 pm to TeLeFaWx
I know of 3 teams he wants to play for and at least 1 specific he does not want.
I can say he does not want to end up in a cold weather city.
I can say he does not want to end up in a cold weather city.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:35 pm to TeLeFaWx
I've talked myself into and out of scenarios that'll bring him back for a third year more times than I can count already 
But I've settled upon assuming that he's gone and will be pleasantly surprised if he proves me wrong.
But I've settled upon assuming that he's gone and will be pleasantly surprised if he proves me wrong.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:46 pm to TeLeFaWx
Johnny coming back would be his ultimate troll on all of college football. I support this.
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