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Aggies You Are Welcome!!! {Texas sho' is butthurt & SEC Chant 2nd Page}
Posted on 9/17/13 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 1:38 pm
We marched in that really weird place y'all call a capitol, Austin, and beat those ghey ph@gg0ts ...
... until they ran home crying to mommy about they had more money than anybody and how this shouldn't be happening and how the mighty TEXAS should NEVER lose you little ol' Mississippi, they then proceed to say how they will fire Mack by the end of this week and Saban would be hired the week following (True story heard many say lines very similar to what you just read)
Now I really can't put into words how sweet those tears were ... but I'll say they were amazing I tell you, truly amazing.
Okay so here's a recap of how the game went down in a short picture and caption timeline:
At the beginning of the game when they were assured of winning.
Towards the end of the game when their spidey senses were telling them that they game was over.
At this point the overall butthurt couldn't sustain itself much longer without overflowing into public dislays of emotional attacks and ranting about how we should try to get our grades up so we could actually get into Texas. Haha silly Horns only if you knew, but ...
Bless their hearts, I really didn't have it in me to tell them after the game when they were chanting all that stuff being as upset as they were ... that I only applied to three schools: Ole Miss, Vandy & Texas ... I got accepted to all, but chose Ole Miss.
Yeah they aren't that special, now for the real fun ...
While the were singing the "The Eyes of Texas"
The first time we did it they got pretty butthurt then too.
Oh and here is the bar on 6th where a lot of Ole Miss people were at ...
... what's beautiful about this is that they were allowing Rebel fans in and either kicking out Texas fans or not letting them in and in a rage a whole mob of Longhorns stormed the doors only to be turned away by the Bounces and Austin PD.
So as I said Aggies, you are welcome.
... until they ran home crying to mommy about they had more money than anybody and how this shouldn't be happening and how the mighty TEXAS should NEVER lose you little ol' Mississippi, they then proceed to say how they will fire Mack by the end of this week and Saban would be hired the week following (True story heard many say lines very similar to what you just read)
Now I really can't put into words how sweet those tears were ... but I'll say they were amazing I tell you, truly amazing.
Okay so here's a recap of how the game went down in a short picture and caption timeline:
At the beginning of the game when they were assured of winning.
Towards the end of the game when their spidey senses were telling them that they game was over.
At this point the overall butthurt couldn't sustain itself much longer without overflowing into public dislays of emotional attacks and ranting about how we should try to get our grades up so we could actually get into Texas. Haha silly Horns only if you knew, but ...
Bless their hearts, I really didn't have it in me to tell them after the game when they were chanting all that stuff being as upset as they were ... that I only applied to three schools: Ole Miss, Vandy & Texas ... I got accepted to all, but chose Ole Miss.
Yeah they aren't that special, now for the real fun ...
While the were singing the "The Eyes of Texas"
The first time we did it they got pretty butthurt then too.
Oh and here is the bar on 6th where a lot of Ole Miss people were at ...
... what's beautiful about this is that they were allowing Rebel fans in and either kicking out Texas fans or not letting them in and in a rage a whole mob of Longhorns stormed the doors only to be turned away by the Bounces and Austin PD.
So as I said Aggies, you are welcome.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 1:42 pm to McRebel42
and here they thought they'd never have to hear another "Beat the hell" like yell again
Posted on 9/17/13 at 1:43 pm to McRebel42
Glad y'all had fun at their expense.
If Mack can go on to win enough to keep his job we owe you a five star or two.
If Mack can go on to win enough to keep his job we owe you a five star or two.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 1:57 pm to McRebel42
can't stand UT but that field looks amazing
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:01 pm to McRebel42
The only thing missing is a solid "SEC SEC SEC" chant.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 5:34 pm to McRebel42
Ah, thank you Rebs! Love the tsip tears, they never get old.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 5:50 pm to McRebel42
Would love to hear the SEC SEC. Anyone?
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:31 am to McRebel42
6th street is fun. That Ropolo's place behind the dude is a decent place for drunk pizza. Also that image of the bleachers in the endzone is where I sat for the last time the Aggies would grace DKR with out presence. We won of course, but they were so timid and docile. Granted they were 5-6 at the time, but still, very weird. Their godzillatron trying to get people in to the game was very lame. What bar are y'all all at? Maggie Mae's?
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:42 am to McRebel42
Austin is a cool city to visit and is probably the most scenic part of Texas.
But their fans are awful. They arenr rude per se, but the most arrogant f--ks walking the earth.
DKR Stadium is well known to be the most quiet 100,000 people ever assembled in one place.
But their fans are awful. They arenr rude per se, but the most arrogant f--ks walking the earth.
DKR Stadium is well known to be the most quiet 100,000 people ever assembled in one place.
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:49 am to McRebel42
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This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 9:51 am
Posted on 9/18/13 at 9:52 am to McRebel42
Wasn't 6th Street where that Ole Miss fan got beaten up?
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:10 pm to McRebel42
Posted on 9/18/13 at 1:12 pm to McRebel42
My wife and I first met at that bar. It's the Blind Pig. The guy who owns it / runs it is a cool dude. That part of 6th Street (E 6th) is EXTREMELY ghetto these days and people with money do their partying elsewhere downtown, Warehouse District, on West 6th, on Rainey Street, and over in the hipster bars East of 35. As a resilt, that guy at Blind Pig will buy you a bunch of drinks if you are good looking and well dressed just so you'll stay around as an effort to establish to other potential customers that decent people will drink there. No doubt in my mind he encouraged Ole Miss fans to congregate there and kept the riff-raff and UT fans looking for trouble out on purpose - that's his typical MO, which is smart.
This post was edited on 9/18/13 at 1:16 pm
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