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re: Auburn's "Beware of Tiger Stadium" thread
Posted on 9/16/13 at 7:42 pm to LSU1NSEC
Posted on 9/16/13 at 7:42 pm to LSU1NSEC
I went with my bro to the AU vs LSU 2009. We got there a little late and it was 14-0 LSU before we even sit down.
Walking into the stadium a Bengal said"you might as well not go in, we are gonna frickin kill yall". Strike one.
On the way out of the stadium in the fourth, a Bengal stands up and looks to have intentionally leaned over and gets mustard from a hot dog all over my bro, but we can't prove it was on purpose, so we walk. Strike two.
Later that night we are hammered on bourbon street walking back to our hotel around 4. Not really anyone around at this point. A LSU fan jumps out from around a corner and I admit it startled me. The dude starts talking shite and acting weird and following us down the street.
Strike three.
My bro is the Auburn fan and is telling my drunk arse to let it go and just walk across the street. I tell the dude "look you piece of shite. We are about to walk across the street, and if you follow us, I will beat your arse in the middle of the road." My bro said I kept saying "Ok? Ok? Ok?" Until he said ok. Then we walked across the street and laughed all the way to our hotel.
frick Baton Rouge. I'll be pulling for Auburn.
Walking into the stadium a Bengal said"you might as well not go in, we are gonna frickin kill yall". Strike one.
On the way out of the stadium in the fourth, a Bengal stands up and looks to have intentionally leaned over and gets mustard from a hot dog all over my bro, but we can't prove it was on purpose, so we walk. Strike two.
Later that night we are hammered on bourbon street walking back to our hotel around 4. Not really anyone around at this point. A LSU fan jumps out from around a corner and I admit it startled me. The dude starts talking shite and acting weird and following us down the street.
Strike three.
My bro is the Auburn fan and is telling my drunk arse to let it go and just walk across the street. I tell the dude "look you piece of shite. We are about to walk across the street, and if you follow us, I will beat your arse in the middle of the road." My bro said I kept saying "Ok? Ok? Ok?" Until he said ok. Then we walked across the street and laughed all the way to our hotel.
frick Baton Rouge. I'll be pulling for Auburn.
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Posted on 9/16/13 at 7:45 pm to LukeSidewalker
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frick Baton Rouge. I'll be pulling for Auburn.
That was a cool story.
I've had a car keyed in Auburn and watched 3 Bama fans hock loogies on my truck outside the Flora-Bama.
From these anecdotal experiences I have concluded that all fanbases have douchebags. In my younger days, I was no better.
This is the SEC.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 7:45 pm to LukeSidewalker
You sound like a total badass.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 7:53 pm to LukeSidewalker
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I will beat your arse in the middle of the road."
Wow, you threaten to beat some cajuns arse that was probably 5'6.
Posted on 9/16/13 at 8:17 pm to LukeSidewalker
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I went with my bro to the AU vs LSU 2009. We got there a little late and it was 14-0 LSU before we even sit down.
Walking into the stadium a Bengal said"you might as well not go in, we are gonna frickin kill yall". Strike one.
On the way out of the stadium in the fourth, a Bengal stands up and looks to have intentionally leaned over and gets mustard from a hot dog all over my bro, but we can't prove it was on purpose, so we walk. Strike two.
Later that night we are hammered on bourbon street walking back to our hotel around 4. Not really anyone around at this point. A LSU fan jumps out from around a corner and I admit it startled me. The dude starts talking shite and acting weird and following us down the street.
Strike three.
My bro is the Auburn fan and is telling my drunk arse to let it go and just walk across the street. I tell the dude "look you piece of shite. We are about to walk across the street, and if you follow us, I will beat your arse in the middle of the road." My bro said I kept saying "Ok? Ok? Ok?" Until he said ok. Then we walked across the street and laughed all the way to our hotel.
frick Baton Rouge. I'll be pulling for Auburn.
Nice geography there, chief.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 12:18 pm to LukeSidewalker
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Walking into the stadium a Bengal said"you might as well not go in, we are gonna frickin kill yall". Strike one.
Alabama has fans who destroy rival's historic landmarks = Strike One.
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On the way out of the stadium in the fourth, a Bengal stands up and looks to have intentionally leaned over and gets mustard from a hot dog all over my bro, but we can't prove it was on purpose, so we walk. Strike two.
Alabama has fans who rub their genitalia on opposing fans in public = Strike Two.
Your post = Strike Three.
You're outta here.
Alabama fans piling on about how bad other teams' fans are?
(I won't even go into what was written on the brick thrown through Bill Curry's office window after losing to Ole Miss.)
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