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Why doesn't Alabama have a real elephant for a mascot?

Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:12 pm
Posted by lsaltee
poppin a tent, roastin marshmellows
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:12 pm
???
Posted by boXerrumble
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:13 pm to
Oh boy
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9513 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:14 pm to
There are plenty in the stands.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:14 pm to
IN [DE] CLINE
Posted by Ironhead985
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:15 pm to
I don't know, but that would be an awful lot of shite to clean up.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:16 pm to
decent question imo
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:16 pm to
We did. His name was Alamite

Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:16 pm to
because Elephants stomp on motherfrickers and kill them on accident.
Posted by WeBleedCrimson
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:16 pm to
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25502 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:17 pm to
Because it would be retarded and shitty.

You know, like this thread.
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:17 pm to
LSU has by far the most pathetic fan base I've ever seen
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13894 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:18 pm to
Elephants don't eat grits?
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
5747 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:19 pm to
I having a full grown elephant enclosed in a stadium with 101,000+ screaming fans isn't exactly the safest and smartest idea...
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:20 pm to
Have you seen Elephant shite??? I wouldn't want to be in charge of cleaning that up if they walk it out on the sidelines.
This post was edited on 9/7/13 at 7:21 pm
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

lsaltee


Are you too drunk to watch the game?
Posted by greygotigers
Gong, Planet Gong
Member since Jun 2011
276 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:30 pm to
Bryant-Denny would smell like a zoo.
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:31 pm to
Geaux down sorority row and you'll see enough
Posted by Schwaaz
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:34 pm to
Why?
Posted by Libertyabides71
Fyffe Alabama (Yeah the UFO place)
Member since Jul 2013
5082 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:38 pm to
There are four Bulls at Birmingham that is the closest you are going to see to a live mascot associated with Alabama. Unlike say a tiger there isn't a market for generic tigers, and no AZA facility is going to transfer an elephant to a on campus facility.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:38 pm to
Why don't certain LSU fans watch their games and comment about what's happening right now rather than worry about an Alabama program that's not even playing today? That's just weird and obsessive.
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