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re: Why DON'T folks get drunk more?

Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:30 pm to
If jesus wanted us to get drunk all the time, he would've put alcohol in water.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10205 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:31 pm to
Jesus was such a raging alcoholic he had to turn water into wine to satisfy his cravings.
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12137 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:34 pm to
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If jesus wanted us to get drunk all the time, he would've put alcohol in water.



Well maybe he wants us to get drunk all the time and that is why he made Bud Light taste so much like water....
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