re: I did it. I put a ring on her finger tonight.

Are you trying to determine whether she has fat fingers or he has fat pockets

And how come zirconium hasnt caught on anyway. Fake nails, fake face, fake boobs, fake light pink anus, fake personality, fake list of how many dudes youve banged. But good god let a man try and save a little dough on an engagement ring that wasnt dug up by an 8 yr old african sweathog

Priorities are fricked up around here. Let the bastard pick up a nice silver ring with a classy turquoise and spend a month in mexico drinking don julio with the difference. Bunch of frickin kardashian dorito pie chefs