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Christian Mingle? LOL.

Posted on 7/27/13 at 12:37 am
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 12:37 am
I just got a text from one of my friends. It's 10:30 here and he's about to bang another one of the broads he's met from this website.

He swears by it.

Says that 80% of the chicks he meets are DTF.

Discuss.

Disclaimer, he ain't banging hot chicks. I've met a couple of them.
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 12:47 am to
Maybe they all think it's "safe" since it's a "Christian" dating site. Fwiw, the biggest sloots I've ever known hit the church doors every time they were open, and were usually Baptists or Pentacostals.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 3:56 am to
I'd bet there's lots of STD's among their user base.
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57359 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 4:01 am to
My fav is a "You don't have to be lonely at Farmers Only dot com!"
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Disclaimer, he ain't banging hot chicks. I've met a couple of them


Than what's the point?
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 12:59 pm to
I think I'm going to join and do some atheist missionary work.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99247 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:19 pm to
I grew up in a family that's half Roman Catholic and half Southern Baptist (immediately family non-denominational). One of the things I've learned growing up in that situation is that often religious hypocrisy knows no bounds.
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 1:39 pm to
I'll be a christian if she lets me mingle

badoom-tsss
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Remote Controlled
When I originally read this post and I got to this part it reminded me a quote from a movie.
quote:

Disclaimer, he ain't banging hot chicks. I've met a couple of them
quote:

Bo Gentry: Earth to losers?

I'm trying to do my visualizing.

I'm hitting homers, I'm signing
endorsement deals, I'm banging chicks.

Respect my space.
Trouble with the curve....
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14119 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 6:07 pm to
None of them are as easy as the Catholic broads. Had a Catholic FWB in high school whose legs would fly open like the doors of a saloon every Friday and Saturday night.
Posted by Ptolemy's
StarkVegas, Missifrickingssippi
Member since Jun 2013
976 posts
Posted on 7/27/13 at 8:40 pm to
He giving them the "rod of salvation"
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