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Posted on 7/17/13 at 1:54 pm to bamadontcare
If I were JFF I would have responded thusly to Joe Tessitore's questions:
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well, you wouldn't think Thibodaux would be a hotbed for coeds. But Eli took me and out on the town and next thing you know we find some hot Nicholls' State coeds -- cajun girls are feisty, I'll tell ya -- and we're doing body shots, and then I've got two of them with me heading to the house where the instructors stay. Eli was next door with his girl. I mean....er.....Eli had to call his wife and so, yeah, that's what he did. But I was balls deep in the one chick while the other one was rim jobbing me out. I blew my load in the first one, but i had to go ahead and give it to the second girl as well. I'm Johnny fricking Football. And round two can take a little longer, you know. So I was up pretty late giving it to the both of them. It was pretty deep into the evening. Balls deep, if you know what I mean. That sorta things wears ya out, you know?
So, that's why I overslept.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 1:56 pm to parkjas2001
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Johnny Hangover compares himself to Justin Bieber
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:00 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
2,1
I am not into butch lesbians.
I am not into butch lesbians.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:02 pm to 12
I think that girl does porn.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:04 pm to 12
ummm, you speaking of Palvin or Beiber? (Beiber is facing left).
This post was edited on 7/17/13 at 2:05 pm
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:04 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
who is this pavlin girl? never heard of her.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:07 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
Barbara Palvin, runway model, born 1993.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:44 pm to parkjas2001
So is he now known as Johnny Hangover or Johnny Bieber?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 2:50 pm to stat19
bamadontcare, what happened to your ankle thread? I was wondering. If can not see there ankles, can you look at the wrist and tell the same thing? 
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:26 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Ya, he did ok, but seemed a little evasive and searching in the sports center interview.
The alternative was throwing AJ and/or the Mannings under the bus, right?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:33 pm to finestfirst79
I was giving JFF shite to have some fun, but I give props to JFF showing up to media day, and standing up to the grilling and grind of answering the questions. Regardless if you believe his story or not I expected him to be replaced at the last hour.
I will give props when deserved as well.
I will give props when deserved as well.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:34 pm to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
I am loving Barbara
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:36 pm to finestfirst79
I don't know. Just an observation.
Not really, when asked if he was drinking he didn't have to refuse to answer. He didn't have to say ya, I drank with AJ and the Manning bros either.
Not really, when asked if he was drinking he didn't have to refuse to answer. He didn't have to say ya, I drank with AJ and the Manning bros either.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:44 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
awful comparison. Beiber never finished third in the west, Johnny did! gig em
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:47 pm to JayKrewe
Why in the flying frick did Sumlin bring Manziel to Media Day? Does he not realize he could possibly make the program look even worse if Johnny responds with something controversial?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:47 pm to CheeseburgerEddie
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Not really, when asked if he was drinking he didn't have to refuse to answer. He didn't have to say ya, I drank with AJ and the Manning bros either.
But that's pretty much the point. If he was drinking (and I'd be surprised if he wasn't) then somebody bought if for him, right? That's a crime. I'm pretty sure it's a more serious crime than underage drinking. I don't see how he could do anything but refuse to answer w/o screwing somebody, possibly including your QB.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:48 pm to FourThreeForty
Or even worse by trying to hide him?
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:53 pm to WestCoastAg
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Or even worse by trying to hide him?
This, it was a smart move by Sumlin actually. JFF wasn't going to say anything to cause problems. Sumlin making Johnny go answer the questions shows he is for accountability and sends a better message.
Posted on 7/17/13 at 3:59 pm to stat19
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So is he now known as Johnny Hangover or Johnny Bieber?
Scooby Hangover
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