re: Your best Ya mama joke

Yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck!

Yo mamma so fat her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mamma's lips are so big she has to apply lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mamma so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper. Oldie.

Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery.

she so fat she got three cracks.

she got so many chins it looks like an escavator to her mouth.

roll her in flour to find the wet spot...