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Posted on 7/15/13 at 11:29 am to Tds & Beer
Posted on 7/15/13 at 11:29 am to Tds & Beer
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Yo mamma so fat, when she sits around tha house, she sits aroooooouuuuuuunnnddd tha house. You know what I"m sayin? hey oooooooooo!!!!!
Did you get this from a Weird Al song?
Yo mamma so fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people call, "TAXI, TAXI!"
Yo mamma so fat she has to wear large clothes.
Yo mamma so fat her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat less junk food.
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Posted on 7/15/13 at 12:09 pm to TotalRebel
Yo mamma so fat she jumped up and got stuck!
Yo mamma so fat her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mamma's lips are so big she has to apply lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mamma so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper. Oldie.
Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery.
she so fat she got three cracks.
she got so many chins it looks like an escavator to her mouth.
roll her in flour to find the wet spot...
Yo mamma so fat her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mamma's lips are so big she has to apply lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mamma so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper. Oldie.
Yo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery.
she so fat she got three cracks.
she got so many chins it looks like an escavator to her mouth.
roll her in flour to find the wet spot...
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