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I learned about "quash" today...
Posted on 7/11/13 at 6:35 pm
Posted on 7/11/13 at 6:35 pm
Guy came in the office and used the legalistic term "quash" several times. I googled quash. Urban dictionary made me realize the truth. He said it 6 times in one breath. I knew what it meant but I googled it for fun.
Urban Dictionary gave me this "
The sexual act of inserting the filter tip of a lit cigarette or other smokeable object into a woman's vagina to the extent that it is followed by a thick, ashy queef; a bilious ash cough if you will; a sooty vaginal discharge. Typically performed in opium dens, shite-head bowling alleys, or other designated smoking areas.
1. Chick totally quashed in my face, and now I look like I just climbed out of a mineshaft.
2. Well, honey, it doesn't look good. The doctor says I have quash-induced lung cancer.
3. Yeah man, totally went to a quash-bash last night. When I came home, I looked like Al Jolson in 'The Jazz Singer', and sounded like that sweet weapons guy from Mystery Men."
Then I remembered the Ken Star report on Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky (the cigar part), and I thought...
We are going to find out several years from now that Obama isn't even black. He is just a total quash addict.
This is what claimed Ted Kennedy's life as well, IMO. Wacky Dems.
Urban Dictionary gave me this "
The sexual act of inserting the filter tip of a lit cigarette or other smokeable object into a woman's vagina to the extent that it is followed by a thick, ashy queef; a bilious ash cough if you will; a sooty vaginal discharge. Typically performed in opium dens, shite-head bowling alleys, or other designated smoking areas.
1. Chick totally quashed in my face, and now I look like I just climbed out of a mineshaft.
2. Well, honey, it doesn't look good. The doctor says I have quash-induced lung cancer.
3. Yeah man, totally went to a quash-bash last night. When I came home, I looked like Al Jolson in 'The Jazz Singer', and sounded like that sweet weapons guy from Mystery Men."
Then I remembered the Ken Star report on Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky (the cigar part), and I thought...
We are going to find out several years from now that Obama isn't even black. He is just a total quash addict.
This is what claimed Ted Kennedy's life as well, IMO. Wacky Dems.
This post was edited on 7/11/13 at 6:36 pm
Posted on 7/11/13 at 7:45 pm to PepaSpray
That is absolutely nasty.
Posted on 7/11/13 at 7:47 pm to PepaSpray
We need more threads like this
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