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re: Jefferson, I need Salt Life clarification
Posted on 6/19/13 at 3:23 pm to K9
Posted on 6/19/13 at 3:23 pm to K9
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what the frick is going on in here?
Apparently, my firm belief that adding adequate ice to a cooler is the only way to keep your beer cold all day...... makes me a complete and total moron.
And now my refusal to back down from the flat-earthers that disagree with me has drawn a mob. And......so you have pack animal cowards llike spunky, jim morrison, and chef joining in to take pot shots from within the safety of the herd.
Thats basically it. In a nut shell.......
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Posted on 6/19/13 at 4:07 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Long story short....instead of being a man and admitting you're understanding of Yeti coolers is incorrect....and that you dont understand the physics involved
hmmmm. You're saying I might be wrong....
Tell me more about the energy produced from ice that you wrote about earlier in the thread. Some guys from NASA and I would be all ears about your thoughts on perpetual energy from something we could make in a freezer or buy from 7-Eleven.
Jefferson, you might save the Space Program.
This post was edited on 6/19/13 at 4:35 pm
Posted on 6/19/13 at 4:09 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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From the Yeti website..........
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a 2:1 ratio of ice: contents is recommended to maximize ice retention. Rule of thumb when icing down cold beverages that need to say cold for extended periods of time is 1 lb of bagged ice for each 12oz can or bottle
Game....set....match
Boom
The biggest thing I've taken from this discussion is how many of you clowns paid WAY too much money for a fricking cooler.
You probably all have a new pair of Costas too don't you? Who would've thought the Rant was in the high rent district....
Posted on 6/19/13 at 4:29 pm to SquatchDawg
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You probably all have a new pair of Costas too don't you?
I'm confused. Is this supposed to be an insult?
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Who would've thought the Rant was in the high rent district....
More like white trash with money.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 4:42 pm to HinesvilleThrill
Not an insult...just more confirmation that I'm the only white southern male left who doesn't own a pair. I'm beginning to wonder if I need to run out and grab a pair along with a new Yeti cooler.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 6:49 pm to CockInYourEar
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Tell me more about the energy produced from ice that you wrote about earlier in the thread. Some guys from NASA and I would be all ears about your thoughts on perpetual energy from something we could make in a freezer or buy from 7-Eleven.
Do I speak physicist language fluently? No. But, was the point I made with some minorly-flawed physics vocabulary still 100% valid???? HELL frickING YES, IT WAS!! And if you were an honest man, you'd admit it.
But, go ahead and deflect everything toward that instead
............This way you won't have to explain your five posts about how yeti coolers are so MAGICAL.....that all you have to do is add cold beer, and they magically stay refrigerated because of yeti magic............and also..... the other awkward gibberish you muttered about frozen peas and steaks for injuries? (WTF was that shite, dork?) Bottom-Line: To me, packing a cooler is an art. I take it very seriously. Apparently, others do not. Sad.
Signs and Wonders..........
Posted on 6/19/13 at 6:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I killed tony
Posted on 6/19/13 at 6:59 pm to HinesvilleThrill
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More like white trash with money.
It's always been that way really. It's only when the lifetime renters show up trying to sound smart that all the petty bullshite happens
Posted on 6/19/13 at 7:00 pm to CockInYourEar
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Some guys from NASA and I would be all ears about your thoughts on perpetual energy from something we could make in a freezer or buy from 7-Eleven.
Jefferson, you might save the Space Program.
Nasa Rocks....
Posted on 6/19/13 at 7:00 pm to SquatchDawg
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The biggest thing I've taken from this discussion is how many of you clowns paid WAY too much money for a fricking cooler.
I own one. It DELIVERS. Couldn't be happier.
Thinking about slapping an igloo sticker over the Yeti logo on it though.
Anyway.........you should ask for one for Christmas. And then come back here and apologize....................
Posted on 6/19/13 at 7:15 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Bottom-Line: To me, packing a cooler is an art. I take it very seriously. Apparently, others do not. Sad.
I do too. I just want to get more than 18 beers in my Roadie. It's my Everest.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 7:38 pm to HinesvilleThrill
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I do too. I just want to get more than 18 beers in my Roadie. It's my Everest.
Sell me the Roadie and buy a bigger one, its that simple
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:04 pm to HinesvilleThrill
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HinesvilleThrill
chilling and swilling man. Taking a physics course right now that is kicking my arse, but other than that life is good.
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:04 pm to Spunky
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Sell me the Roadie and buy a bigger one, its that simple
You can't make this shite up, folks.
The idiot, Spanky, who's been shitting in his hand and throwing it at me from the sidelines throughout this whole debate......and saying how stupid and illogical I am....................just re-iterated my EXACT point!!!!!!
Holy....fricking.....shite.....
Un........believable.......
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:13 pm to Jefferson Dawg
You aren't making any sense count nugget. I simply said sell me the smaller one and buy a bigger one. How the frick does that prove your point that you need 1.2374 lbs of.ice per beer? I'll hang up and listen
Eta: you never produced the links about me crying like you stated eairler. So once again ....... I'll hang up and listen.
Eta: you never produced the links about me crying like you stated eairler. So once again ....... I'll hang up and listen.
This post was edited on 6/19/13 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:27 pm to Spunky
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I simply said sell me the smaller one and buy a bigger one.
Right. You said, "Sell me the smaller one. It's that simple". And I agree.
BECAUSE MY EXACT QUOTE FROM THE BEGINNING WAS THAT HE NEEDS A BIGGER COOLER.
Look. To anyone witnessing this shite.......There is no hope for the future. The zombies are winning. Live it up! Smoke if ya got em! You can't stop The Dismal Tide! of morons!
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:38 pm to Peter Buck
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I killed tony
Why'd you do it?
Posted on 6/19/13 at 9:49 pm to Jefferson Dawg
So wait, zombies are coming because his cooler capacity is to small
Posted on 6/19/13 at 9:51 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Contract
Posted on 6/20/13 at 12:46 pm to Peter Buck
Survey:
1) Does anything bother or offend you about the way the above coolers are packed?
2) If you answered "No" for Question #1, are you also from South Carolina?
Man. This research into The Salt Life is going in directions I never could have fathomed! I mean, it turns out that you can get a character profile on someone just by opening the lid on their cooler and taking a quick glance.
Don't know about y'all, but I wouldn't trust either of the frickers who packed those two coolers above...........and would keep my eye on them around valuables.
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