re: Want to prove yourself an old geezer, start a sentence with "I Remember" ...

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I remember wet behind the ears young farts like you not being the brightest bulb in the lamp.

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I've not been wet behind the ears since your Momma was turning tricks on Bourbon Street.

Eta: I do remember those days well though. I remember when Al Hirt got his lip busted by someone who threw a brick bat at him when he was Grand Marshall of the Marti Gras. Hell, I even remember the parody SNL did of it.