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Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by morriscat2
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Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:14 pm to
In the panic that ensued as Vol fans retreated east, they left a behind a huge inventory of "corn from a jar" and their ugly women, looking something like "half bear, half cat". But they did not leave behind any telephone bills because "there ain't no telephone bills on rocky top". The corn from a jar has been donated to the local Ole Miss and Alabama fans. The ugly women were escorted to the zoo.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
39279 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

In the panic that ensued as Vol fans retreated east, they left a behind a huge inventory of "corn from a jar" and their ugly women, looking something like "half bear, half cat". But they did not leave behind any telephone bills because "there ain't no telephone bills on rocky top". The corn from a jar has been donated to the local Ole Miss and Alabama fans. The ugly women were escorted to the zoo.


What in the frick?


Are Vandy fans so smart that they're on a whole other level in humor?
Posted by morriscat2
tennessee
Member since Jun 2012
1967 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:36 pm to
AAH, To the victor belongs the spoils. But the only spoils Vandy fans wanted were those that could be donated to the National Museum of Ancient and Prehistoric history. On the flip side, however, Ole Miss and Alabama fans found the discarded false wooden teeth and fresh corncobs very beneficial.
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12631 posts
Posted on 6/13/13 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

In the panic that ensued as Vol fans retreated east, they left a behind a huge inventory of "corn from a jar" and their ugly women, looking something like "half bear, half cat". But they did not leave behind any telephone bills because "there ain't no telephone bills on rocky top". The corn from a jar has been donated to the local Ole Miss and Alabama fans. The ugly women were escorted to the zoo.



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