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JFF is now a jedi?

Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:33 pm
Posted by gnarkill1529
Alabama
Member since Jun 2011
4639 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:33 pm
just heard on XM college sports that JFF completed 27 of 29 passes blind folded...is there any video verification of this?
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:34 pm to
Alrighty then.
Posted by alabamabuckeye
Member since Jun 2010
22206 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:34 pm to
the frick is wrong with you
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 9:35 pm to
This is why you shouldn't huff paint and post.
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4257 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:04 pm to
Johnny sucks. Has the Rant taught you nothing?
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4090 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:15 pm to
Apparently he did according to Whitfield
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58166 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:30 pm to
Johnny F-cking Jedi!
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44087 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:31 pm to


Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

My name's Johnny
and it might be a sin,
but I told you once you son of a bitch
I'm the best there's ever been.
This post was edited on 5/21/13 at 10:52 pm
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4345 posts
Posted on 5/21/13 at 10:55 pm to
He cheats. He has a guide dog that helps. One bark, he throws left, two barks he throws right, three barks is the cue to bounce the ball off of the center's butt, make a 360 and hit the open receiver in the middle of the end zone.

It's all pretty simple.

The only problem this year was that Miss Reveille started barking at the Kyle Field bats and it threw JFF off.

She has been let in on the secret now so the SEC is in trouble....except when the Ags play State.

Pretty sure UGA and UT won't make it to the SECCG, so it should be clear sailing.

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