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Bob Stoops Butthurt

Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:02 pm
Posted by texasaggie08
Triple D, TX
Member since Dec 2010
1408 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:02 pm
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46495 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:04 pm to
The article said we had a losing record and didn't play in a bowl game. The author is a moron
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:05 pm to
quote:

And facehurt too it looks like, wtf happened?


Looks like the worst hickey of all time.

The Stoops Booblehead is a nice touch.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20320 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:05 pm to
Coach, you got some $hit on your $hit!
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6935 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:06 pm to
Apparently he had a non cancerous growth removed.

LINK


I guess its good if it keeps him from turning into the facial Frank Beamer, but I still think it's actually stitches from an aggressive Bevo teabagging.
Posted by gateway2mizzou01
st louis, mo
Member since Jun 2012
413 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:06 pm to
What the frick is that on his face....ringworm. Thats what he needs to be butthurt over, and stop being jealous because The Aggs and tigers dipped on they arse, and went to the GREATEST CONFERENCE THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN.
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
10743 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

In 2008, Tim Tebow's "Braveheart" speech captured voters' imagination after an inexplicable midseason loss to Ole Miss.

So it had nothing to do with Florida winning out, and winning by an average of 3 touchdowns after that game? Dude is an idiot.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

And facehurt too it looks like, wtf happened?


got bit by a hooker, slap chop style
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Stoops is right about one thing: the bottom of the SEC is no great place to be.

"So they've had the best team in college football," Stoops said. "They haven't had the whole conference. Because, again, half of 'em haven't done much at all. I'm just asking you. You tell me."


There is great irony in one of the longtime members of the Big Eight preaching to the SEC about having a bunch of bottom feeding schools who suck balls.

I was an OU fan as a kid (born there, bandwagon, dumb kid) and what he described was the Big Eight in the 70s and 80s. That conference was absolutely awful after Nebraska and Oklahoma save the occasional halfway decent Mizzou or Colorado team.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:13 pm to
Damn, what's the author have against Ole Miss?
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

"What'd we (the Big 12) have, eight of 10 teams in bowl games this year? Again, you figure it all out."

41-13 didn't sort this out?
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

"So you're listening to a lot of propaganda that gets fed out to you," he said. "You're more than smart enough to figure it out. Again, you can look at the top two, three, four, five, six teams, and you can look at the bottom six, seven, eight, whatever they are. How well are they all doing?


Long story short, Stoops has discovered there is a Big Six -- the eternal kingdom of college football.

And his Big Eight/XII/WTF is irrelevant.

Posted by KurtGoBang1
Member since Dec 2012
947 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:20 pm to
An average aTm team. Hhahahahaha! This entire article is embarrassing. I was embarrassed for Stoops and the hack who wrote this piece. fricking trash right there.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:50 pm to
It's sad when the big12awhileago has to fight their perception of inferiority in their regional publications.
Posted by ConwayGamecock
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
9121 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:55 pm to
It truly amazes me how when people ask the B12, B10, or Pac12 how they can overcome the SEC dominance, and they always bring up, "well how are the bottom teams doing?"....

It's embarrassing. No one ever thinks of the bottom teams in the conference when they ask about the national title-winning teams of the SEC. It's always whoever the #1 team in the SEC is every year, regardless of who it is. THAT'S the team(s) that the other conferences are struggling to match, and they respond by asking about the SEC's bottom 6 as if it's some proper response???


Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
31010 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 2:20 pm to
Dude, what happened to his FACE?
Posted by Bamatab
Member since Jan 2013
15112 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 2:25 pm to
I wonder if ole Big Game Bob deep down is wondering if clinging to the sips teet was the right move. They historically have been able to reel in the second best haul of Texas recruits most years. Now it appears that aTm will be in that position most years going forward. If he isn't wondering it, I'm sure that are several Sooner booster and fans that are.

By the way, Ole Big Game better worry about winning a meaningful game a some point in the future instead of worrying about the SEC's status in college football.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15715 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

"Well, it depends on what gap you're talking about,"


How about we start with the gap where your conference co-champs got rolled by an SEC team that finished 3rd in it's division?

That work for you Bob?
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30290 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 4:08 pm to
Lawd! That is one UGLY ringworm on Bob's face.

Dude shoulda healed that thing up before he took got out in public.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
67154 posts
Posted on 5/7/13 at 5:01 pm to
I gues Big Game Bob forgot about getting his dick pushed in twice in NCG by SEc teams, and last years Cotton Bowl

And LSU gets called out for barely beating Ole Miss when Oklahoma got curb stomped by A&M who we beat.
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