re: The latest thug POS thing you've done

We were down at the beach when I was a sophomore or freshman in college. These pretty hefty ugly girls (most likely high schoolers) walk past us and say "Heyyyy how are ya'll doing?" And my friend without missing a beat said "Better until I saw you."

All of our jaws dropped. And the girl yelled something like she wanted to beat his arse. He walked away and was like "Did I just say that out loud?"