re: spring game review

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This was the worst spring game I have seen. No way we are improved next year. None.

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These are real problems. Fact.
- Running backs often lined up facing the wrong direction.
- Receivers had their laces tied together.
- O-lineman routinely forgot their helmets.
- D-backs are too tall.
- Russell couldn't remember to throw with his right hand. Left hand throws were weak and off target.
- Dak Prescott thought the Spring Game was next weekend, so he went fishing.
- My hot dog was cold.

There were other really really bad things, but it pisses me off just thinking about them.