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Find your team on this mascot poster
Posted on 4/9/13 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 4/9/13 at 2:56 pm
Cool poster showing mascot/team names. I found all 14 SEC teams. 
Alabama's is not under animals, probably because we are know as the "Crimson Tide". We are a color.
Chart of College Sports Teams
Alabama's is not under animals, probably because we are know as the "Crimson Tide". We are a color.
Chart of College Sports Teams
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LINK Poster Illustrates the Breaththaking Unoriginality of College Mascot Names Oh look, another Eagle.
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Posted on 4/9/13 at 2:58 pm to jatebe
Well that didn't take long
Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:05 pm to jatebe
I looked at the bears, but couldn't find ole miss.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:07 pm to jatebe
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Alabama's is not under animals, probably because we are know as the "Crimson Tide". We are a color.
But why not classify us under "geophysical phenomena"? Whoever made this shite spent way too much time on it, but evidently still not enough.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:10 pm to jatebe
There are some cools names on that chart
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 4/9/13 at 3:30 pm to jatebe
A couple issues with that list:
1) It classifies bearcats as a mythical creature, but they are very much real (and far less intimidating than the name would indicate)
2) There are way too many things that belong in the multiple categorie i.e. The Troy Trojans being under self-referential instead of the ancient race category, or the other Laker teams mentioned in the self-referential instead of the Laker heading.
1) It classifies bearcats as a mythical creature, but they are very much real (and far less intimidating than the name would indicate)
2) There are way too many things that belong in the multiple categorie i.e. The Troy Trojans being under self-referential instead of the ancient race category, or the other Laker teams mentioned in the self-referential instead of the Laker heading.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:30 pm to jatebe
Since "Aggie" is short for "Agriculturalist", as in "Farmer", it should fall under "Profession", not "Self-Identifying".
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:35 pm to jatebe
quote:The one and only Razorbacks. Oh look, more Tigers.
Poster Illustrates the Breaththaking Unoriginality of College Mascot Names Oh look, another Eagle.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 4:56 pm to jatebe
Interesting Fun Fact:
UGA's team was called The Red and Black for the first several decades, until AJC reporters (AJ and AC at that time) started the bulldog schtick.
Originally, we were in Bama's category with colors as our mascot.
UGA's team was called The Red and Black for the first several decades, until AJC reporters (AJ and AC at that time) started the bulldog schtick.
Originally, we were in Bama's category with colors as our mascot.
Posted on 4/9/13 at 5:31 pm to jatebe
who wouldn't want to be the motherfrickin Mastadons?
This post was edited on 4/9/13 at 5:32 pm
Posted on 4/9/13 at 5:38 pm to jatebe
"There's lions and theres tigers and theres bears, but theres only one Razorback!"
Houston Nutt
Houston Nutt
Posted on 4/10/13 at 9:16 am to jatebe
Pretty cool, but it has "Crimson Tide" and "Green Wave" in the "colors" section and not the "natural world" section. Meh.
Posted on 4/10/13 at 9:38 am to jatebe
I can't find Ole Miss anywhere on that.
Nevermind, found it.
Nevermind, found it.
This post was edited on 4/10/13 at 9:40 am
Posted on 4/10/13 at 11:22 am to jatebe
This is pretty cool jatebe...
Posted on 4/10/13 at 5:07 pm to jatebe
I want to see what the Evergreen State Geoducks (pron: "gooey duck") mascot looks like. From my personal experience in the tidewater region of Maryland a geoduck looks like a huge uncircumsized penis burying itself in a vagina.
ETA: They grossly revised the look of a geoduck.
Actual geoduck
Mascot
ETA:
They grossly revised the look of a geoduck. Actual geoduck
Mascot
This post was edited on 4/10/13 at 5:16 pm
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