re: Got my first Jury duty summons...

My grandfather got summoned one summer when I was 9 or 10. I was visiting with him at the time he had to go in and he took me with him. We went to the court house, I sat downstairs by the receptionist, and he went upstairs. About three minutes later he strolls back down and says let's go. I told him that was fast and he was the first person to be done. He then says "I know the lawyers and they know and I know that I'm too damn old to be bothered with this. Now lets go to the coffee table."

And there's your cs for the day