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What's Been Your Best In Real Life Troll Achievement to Date?
Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:40 am
Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:40 am
For example, letters to the editor, phone calls to a particular radio host, conversations with the priest, pranks on your inlaws, etc.
Let's separate the "rant trolls" from the "IRL professional trolls".
What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
Let's separate the "rant trolls" from the "IRL professional trolls".
What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 10:10 am
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Posted on 2/25/13 at 8:46 am to mizzoukills
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What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
To date: I am gonna go with running a ad in the local newspaper and on craigslist advertising for sale, the entire contents of my boss's house and his 2 cars at cut rate prices while he was on vacation. And for 2 weeks he said his phone and email was blown up to no end.
I also have accounts of stacking family members entire house contents into one room or another. Which is why I am no longer invited to house sit.
I also like sending swank mags to local churches and barber shops etc etc..
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 8:47 am
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:14 am to mizzoukills
I go to laser tag places and cover up all the sensors on my laser pack. No way I'm losing to Jeffrey and his 12 friends on his birthday. That's fricking life Jeffrey. Get used to it.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 9:50 am to mizzoukills
I troll the hell out of some Louisville fans everyday at work. Everything from making sure I use my Kentucky post-it notes when writing them a note, changing their screen savers to Calipari when they're not looking, etc. Best one was probably when I "redecorated" a coworkers office before the UK/UofL Football game a couple years ago. Removed all of her Louisville stuff and replaced it with UK stuff. Good times.
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:07 am to mizzoukills
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What's been your best IRL troll achievement to date?
Oh yes. These two kids were made that I didn't like them during rush and didn't give them a bid. Kept speaking badly of me so one day I put Arkansas/Alabama tickets on there for $50 a pieceand put both their numbers on there. Requested calls and to leave voicemails.
Listed their cars in the paper for 5 days.
Had pizzas delivered to their house by 5 different pizza companies in one day. Ordered each about 10 minutes apart so they would arrive one after the other.
Twitter stalked them while this was happening and was
Posted on 2/25/13 at 10:37 am to mizzoukills
2 Stories come to mind where my roommate and I freshmen year trolled people.
* Sprint used to offer a free service for deaf people where you could type out a message and an operator would read it aloud to someone on the other end. My roommate and I used this service to prank phone call a friend (really more of someone annoying that's in the same friend group that we put up with) I went to high school with. We said we were from UAB doing some survey and started out asking normal enough questions that got progressively weirder until she finally hung up when we asked if her muffin was buttered. Although now as I type this out it seems kind of lame but it was pretty funny at the time.
* My roommate and I used to also email the Westboro Baptist Church (the church that pickets funerals) and would pretend like we were in spiritual crises over stupid shite like "the Bible says honor my mother and father but they're liberal sinners that forced me to watch Milk."
* Sprint used to offer a free service for deaf people where you could type out a message and an operator would read it aloud to someone on the other end. My roommate and I used this service to prank phone call a friend (really more of someone annoying that's in the same friend group that we put up with) I went to high school with. We said we were from UAB doing some survey and started out asking normal enough questions that got progressively weirder until she finally hung up when we asked if her muffin was buttered. Although now as I type this out it seems kind of lame but it was pretty funny at the time.
* My roommate and I used to also email the Westboro Baptist Church (the church that pickets funerals) and would pretend like we were in spiritual crises over stupid shite like "the Bible says honor my mother and father but they're liberal sinners that forced me to watch Milk."
Posted on 2/25/13 at 12:04 pm to mizzoukills
Me and some of my friends convinced one of our dumber friends that Haley Barbour had a first wife that died during an erotic asphyxiation session and that the family covered it all up. One of my friends had actually slept with Barbour's niece recently before that and said she told him all about it in bed one night when they were talking. The look on his face was priceless.
Then when we tried to tell him that it was just a joke and that we made it all up, he didn't believe us.
Then when we tried to tell him that it was just a joke and that we made it all up, he didn't believe us.
This post was edited on 2/25/13 at 12:05 pm
Posted on 2/25/13 at 3:08 pm to mizzoukills
A couple years ago I trolled the entire SEC football nation. Articles were written and message boards were ablaze in discussion of something I created. Not going into much further detail.
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