I hate all of you

1. Auburn - you think throwing toilet paper in trees is a cool tradition. We aren't in 5th grade anymore. Grow the frick up

2. Ole Miss - pretentious douchebags that come from middle class families but think plastic china and cheap chandeliers make their tailgates high class.

3. LSU - Dumb coonasses. Trashiest fans in the SEC

4. A&M - Gay cults. Yay.

5. Arkansas - Poor hillbilly trash that thinks they are something because of a store that makes money off other poor hillbilly trash.

6. Florida - Jorts? Really? GFY

7. UGA - Richt is a pussy

8. USCe - just a school nobody really gives a shite about. Just a filler to balance out the divisions.

9. Missouri - See USCe, but sucks at all sports and aren't even Southern.

10. Alabama - I hope every one of you obsessed fricks goes blind from fapping too much over Saban

11. Tennessee - LOL just give up already.

12. UK - nobody gives a shite about basketball and your white trash couch burning riots.

13. Vandy- go join the Ivy League where you belong.

Seriously, all of you can DIAF and prepare to be grinded next year.