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What's the most inebriated you've ever been?
Posted on 2/11/13 at 6:53 pm
Posted on 2/11/13 at 6:53 pm
What were you on and what happened?
I was 16 and my best friend was 17, we went to this Mexican dudes apartment and bought some Xanax bars.I'd never taken any kind of pill before and not knowing what Xanax bars were I bought two and took them at the same time.My friend that I was with sold weed and there was this trashy woman that he sold to that lived in a subdivision a few miles outside of town and we went to her house after we left the Mexican dude's apartment.
When we got there they were already kicking in, I was moving in slow motion at this point and I'm pretty sure I was slurring when I tried to talk.
I got out of his truck and we were walking up the steps to go into this woman's house and I got to the top step and started falling backwards.
I landed on the ground and didn't feel anything but like I said I was moving in slow motion and before I realized what was going on about six or seven big 30 - 40 year old biker dudes had ran out of the house and were about to beat my arse.
The woman's son was there and I knew him from school, he was about 20 and had graduated, he picked me up and carried me back to the truck and put me in there and was trying to talk these guys out of beating my arse.
My friend got back in the truck and we sped off with these dudes still cussing and screaming, one chased after us on foot and was trying to punch me through the window but wasn't fast enough to keep up.
My friend was like "WTF DUDE?YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED, YOU KILLED THAT WOMAN'S RABBIT!!!"
and I probably responded in a slurred voice "Man idk what you're talking about, I didn't kill no fricking rabbit."
Turns out that when I fell backwards/sideways going up this woman's steps I had landed on a rabbit cage and crushed the cage, killing the woman's pet rabbit that was inside it and that's what they all were so pissed about.
That's probably the most messed up I've ever been.It got to the point where I couldn't walk or string together sentences and I don't remember much of the night after that point.
I was 16 and my best friend was 17, we went to this Mexican dudes apartment and bought some Xanax bars.I'd never taken any kind of pill before and not knowing what Xanax bars were I bought two and took them at the same time.My friend that I was with sold weed and there was this trashy woman that he sold to that lived in a subdivision a few miles outside of town and we went to her house after we left the Mexican dude's apartment.
When we got there they were already kicking in, I was moving in slow motion at this point and I'm pretty sure I was slurring when I tried to talk.
I got out of his truck and we were walking up the steps to go into this woman's house and I got to the top step and started falling backwards.
I landed on the ground and didn't feel anything but like I said I was moving in slow motion and before I realized what was going on about six or seven big 30 - 40 year old biker dudes had ran out of the house and were about to beat my arse.
The woman's son was there and I knew him from school, he was about 20 and had graduated, he picked me up and carried me back to the truck and put me in there and was trying to talk these guys out of beating my arse.
My friend got back in the truck and we sped off with these dudes still cussing and screaming, one chased after us on foot and was trying to punch me through the window but wasn't fast enough to keep up.
My friend was like "WTF DUDE?YOU ALMOST GOT US KILLED, YOU KILLED THAT WOMAN'S RABBIT!!!"
and I probably responded in a slurred voice "Man idk what you're talking about, I didn't kill no fricking rabbit."
Turns out that when I fell backwards/sideways going up this woman's steps I had landed on a rabbit cage and crushed the cage, killing the woman's pet rabbit that was inside it and that's what they all were so pissed about.
That's probably the most messed up I've ever been.It got to the point where I couldn't walk or string together sentences and I don't remember much of the night after that point.
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Posted on 2/11/13 at 6:56 pm to CrimsonFever
Power hour with 151 freshman year of college. I'd tell you more, but I don't even remember finishing the game.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 6:56 pm to CrimsonFever
I shat myself once.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 6:58 pm to lsunutinno
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I shat myself once.
Once?
Amateur.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:00 pm to CrimsonFever
Went camping one time in Helen. Took 10 hits of some liquid, drank a case and smoked all day/night. Completely fricked up. Went bathing in the river at 2am tripping balls. Was magical until the next morning.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:38 pm to CrimsonFever
I have many times but this weekend for Mardi Gras really got the best of me. My friends birthday was Saturday and we really got crazy. I don't really remember much but somehow I have a busted up knee and my poor boots smell like a bad hangover, and my friend lost her keys. So it was very crazy.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:41 pm to CrimsonFever
I fell asleep on a sidewalk next to a 4-lane road.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:43 pm to CrimsonFever
I once woke up in the bushes next to my place of work before a 14 hour shift.
Made it through with a few naps and some shots of jager.
Made it through with a few naps and some shots of jager.
This post was edited on 2/11/13 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:44 pm to auzach91
I threw up 2x this weekend on the party bus on the landing, urinated in a parking lot with about 200 people in plain sight. Drove home and parked my car about a foot and a half on the lawn. Went into the house and fell asleep on the bed bucketnaked.( real talk, no lie,).
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:48 pm to CrimsonFever
The first time I drank. I was 14. Aristocrat vodka and sweet tea. Threw up on my friend's couch and in his hallway leading to the bathroom.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 7:57 pm to DMagic
When I was 16 (1988) I got drunk as almighty hell at a NYE party. Like a dumbass, I drove home. Don't remember driving home but according to my mother, she got up the next morning and saw my VW Rabbit in the backyard. She said the door was locked so she knocked on the window. She said I looked at her, rolled down my window, handed her my drivers license and passed back out.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 8:19 pm to CrimsonFever
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I was 16 and my best friend was 17, we went to this Mexican dudes apartment...
I've heard this story somewhere before.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 8:49 pm to CrimsonFever
My freshman year of college I was at a Halloween party and lost about two hours or so. One minute I'm playing a game of beer pong and then next thing I know I "came to" in the backyard at about 2 AM and had no idea what had happened. According to my friends I never lost conciousness, I just completely blacked out.
Best I can recall, I had five or six straight shots, two mixed shots, a trip to the shot block, several beers and at least four games of beer pong in the 4 hours or so before I lost track of everything. The weird thing was I never felt sick during the night nor did I feel particuarly bad the next day. I've only ever thrown up from drinking once and it was more a matter of what I was drinking than how much.
Best I can recall, I had five or six straight shots, two mixed shots, a trip to the shot block, several beers and at least four games of beer pong in the 4 hours or so before I lost track of everything. The weird thing was I never felt sick during the night nor did I feel particuarly bad the next day. I've only ever thrown up from drinking once and it was more a matter of what I was drinking than how much.
This post was edited on 2/11/13 at 8:53 pm
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:05 pm to Roger Klarvin
1/4 ounce of shrooms,3 hits of acid,2 blue dolphins,and some Molly washed down with a pint of shine. Atleast that's a good guess give or take a hit here or there. Fubar'ed is an understatement you wouldn't believe the shite went down that weekend. Would have been epic but I took to much man to much.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:11 pm to PirateJunk
Yep, posted it there last night.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:26 pm to CrimsonFever
Over a 22hr period, 10 am-8 am the next day:
Roughly 30 beers
about a 5th, maybe a bit less
1.5 g of coke
maybe 2g of weed
4 hits of acid
I was with some friends and I don't remember much very clearly, so these are my best guesses.
It was awesome
Roughly 30 beers
about a 5th, maybe a bit less
1.5 g of coke
maybe 2g of weed
4 hits of acid
I was with some friends and I don't remember much very clearly, so these are my best guesses.
It was awesome
This post was edited on 2/11/13 at 9:27 pm
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:34 pm to Crowknowsbest
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Roughly 30 beers
about a 5th, maybe a bit less
1.5 g of coke
maybe 2g of weed
4 hits of acid
I've got an arrhythmia that I'm fairly sure would have killed me based on mentality alone after a night like that.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:36 pm to Mizzeaux
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Once? Amateur.
No kidding.
I think this thread has great potential.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:36 pm to Crowknowsbest
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Over a 22hr period, 10 am-8 am the next day:
Roughly 30 beers
about a 5th, maybe a bit less
1.5 g of coke
maybe 2g of weed
4 hits of acid
This seems impossible, if for no other reason than your liver and kidneys should theoretially begin to shut down after this.
Posted on 2/11/13 at 9:37 pm to Mizzeaux
It probably should have killed me, but I made it. 
I was in New York at a friend's apartment all day, then went to a Phish show on Long Island that night, then returned to NYC and hit the bars fricked up out of my mind. Finally hit the sack well after the sun rose.
I was in New York at a friend's apartment all day, then went to a Phish show on Long Island that night, then returned to NYC and hit the bars fricked up out of my mind. Finally hit the sack well after the sun rose.
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