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So what makes an SECrOT baller?

Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:24 am
Posted by OneMoreTime
Florida Gulf Coast Fan
Member since Dec 2008
61837 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:24 am
Bangs SECrOT 10s? (OT 6s)
IQ of 90?
Drinks 2 cases of beer a day?
6in penis?
Plant operator
Owns 5 double wides
Owns at least 5 guns
Associates degree
More than 1 tattoo
Wearing jerseys or cargo shorts
Missing teeth or fingers

Will compile all into a list.
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 12:27 pm
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:24 am to
Plant Operator




ETA: or owns a body shop
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123739 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am to
Owns 5 double wides

Posted by Spank Jackson
Baltimore, MD
Member since Jan 2013
497 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am to
I ball hard.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
40275 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:25 am to
4 for 4. frick yeah
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28642 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:26 am to
quote:

So what makes an SECrOT baller?


Let's out-do the OT by saying we need a minimum of at least 1,000,000 sq ft house and at least 60 SECOT 10's living among the place. Also, must have your own zipcode, and it must be considered an international trading zone.
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:27 am to
A fake girlfriend
Posted by 3xlsugrad
Member since Feb 2012
11037 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:28 am to
Mom and sister are the same chick.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18767 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:29 am to
quote:

Bangs SECrOT 10s? (OT 6s)
IQ of 90?
Drinks 2 cases of beer a day?
6in penis?


3 out of 4, unless we are allowed to round up.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
17106 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:34 am to
Owns a Moonshine Distillery
This post was edited on 1/23/13 at 11:37 am
Posted by tennessee391
Member since Dec 2008
4885 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:35 am to
unemployed here
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:37 am to
Associates degree
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18767 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:39 am to
More than 1 tattoo.
Bonus points if it is of a school that you did not attend.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171103 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 11:41 am to
less than 10 teeth
Posted by PirateJunk
Tuscaloosa
Member since Mar 2009
2680 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 12:03 pm to
At least one child through an incestual relationship.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 12:04 pm to
Visible scars and/or missing fingers.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
I Haz Sources
Member since Oct 2009
33354 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 12:05 pm to
I'm here.
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 12:11 pm to
Wearing team gear 365 days a year
Posted by TheWhizzinator
Holding cell at 201 Poplar
Member since Jun 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 1/23/13 at 12:18 pm to
His significant other has "fallen down the stairs" at least twice in her life
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