Why Te'o picked a fake girl over the real ones at Notre Dame

I used to go to college in Indiana (Hanover College) and have you seen the girls Indiana has to offer? I would rather turn gay than bang any of those brown bag specials. There's a reason why Indiana is called the crossroads of America. No one wants to stay in Indiana very long. It's boring, flat, and the people there take the worst qualities of the yankees and rednecks.