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re: Best 2012 Rant thread: UK police scanner or Boosie in the attic?
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:26 pm to WG_Dawg
Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:26 pm to WG_Dawg
WG, just read the first few pages, and you'll see why it was so epic.
"We have a partially nude male with a propane tank."
"We have a girl in a tree throwing beer bottles and yelling 'frick kansas.' Request backup."
"The suspect is currently surfing on a car."
It just goes on and on. Many, many couches lost their lives that night to fires - one idiot even forgot to take his couch out of the garage first, so the garage caught on fire too. Eventually, the mob surrounded the police, who retreated. And a couple of cops stopped to hit on the drunk sorority girls.
It was truly awesome.
"We have a partially nude male with a propane tank."
"We have a girl in a tree throwing beer bottles and yelling 'frick kansas.' Request backup."
"The suspect is currently surfing on a car."
It just goes on and on. Many, many couches lost their lives that night to fires - one idiot even forgot to take his couch out of the garage first, so the garage caught on fire too. Eventually, the mob surrounded the police, who retreated. And a couple of cops stopped to hit on the drunk sorority girls.
It was truly awesome.
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Posted on 12/27/12 at 5:31 pm to semotruman
“We have a juvenile with a gun. We don’t have any way to take care of this.”
“Petroleum based product, it actually melted the road. Created a speed bump.”
“Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”
"No... let them light their fireworks off, as long as they not lighting them at each other"
"A couch fire. Another couch coming into the street."
"We're going to let that burn."
"UKPD GET OUT OF THE STREETS!"
"there's a party going on the middle of an intersection...just let it go"
"They are trying to put out the fire with rocks and bottles"
"suspect is surfing on top of a car right now"
"possible shooting victim somehow got up and started walking down the street!"
"unknown male subject was walking westbound, disappeared...don't know if they fell in a manhole or what"
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CITATIONS DAMMIT!"
"We got a woman in a tree, throwin empty beer containers yellin "frick Kansas" request backup"
“Can you get a truck down here for another couch?” “Sure you need a sanitation truck?” “No a fire truck. Actually the garage is on fire now too. Yeah a fire truck for sure.”
“Petroleum based product, it actually melted the road. Created a speed bump.”
“Either they’ve found their pants or they’ve gone inside.”
"No... let them light their fireworks off, as long as they not lighting them at each other"
"A couch fire. Another couch coming into the street."
"We're going to let that burn."
"UKPD GET OUT OF THE STREETS!"
"there's a party going on the middle of an intersection...just let it go"
"They are trying to put out the fire with rocks and bottles"
"suspect is surfing on top of a car right now"
"possible shooting victim somehow got up and started walking down the street!"
"unknown male subject was walking westbound, disappeared...don't know if they fell in a manhole or what"
"WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR CITATIONS DAMMIT!"
"We got a woman in a tree, throwin empty beer containers yellin "frick Kansas" request backup"
“Can you get a truck down here for another couch?” “Sure you need a sanitation truck?” “No a fire truck. Actually the garage is on fire now too. Yeah a fire truck for sure.”
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