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What Team Will be the SEC Rant's "Arkansas" Next Offseason?

Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:15 pm
Posted by Billy Mays
Member since Jan 2009
25305 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:15 pm
Like the hype train that was Ole Miss in 2009 or Arky 2011.

I'm going TAMU.

1) A rabble of delusional noob clowns will show up here. The Aggie equivalents of "Wildrebtime" or "CoonassBulldog" will surface.

2) A meme will be created, likely JFF-centric.

3) There will be daily threads regarding JFF, JFF's Heisman, Texas Money, TAMU beating Alabama, JFF's nose (which is egregious btw), Male Cheerleaders, the subsequent Ghey-bashing and defending of Male Cheer eh uh Yell Leaders, JFF's widows peak/ future receding hairline, etc.

FWIW I like the majority of the established Ags that post here, but I know from experience - your tards are coming
Posted by oklahogjr
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:16 pm to
I'm going with Arkansas. TAMU would be a poor substitute for us, their fans aren't nearly as witty.
Posted by Tennessee Jed
Mr. SEC Rant
Member since Nov 2009
17909 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:17 pm to
UGA. They'll likely finish the season in the top 10, they'll have two stud running backs and a great QB returning.

It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 1:21 pm
Posted by Crompdaddy8
Jimmy Rustler
Member since Nov 2009
10569 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

TAMU
Posted by jladne3
Houston
Member since Nov 2010
1175 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:24 pm to
I'm going to go with USCe
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9537 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:30 pm to
It's already become TAMU, Arkansas has been neutered.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61472 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:39 pm to
TAMU

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Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:33 pm to
Hell is about to be unleashed when we hire our next HC. Enjoy the respite - it is on!
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21706 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:40 pm to
TAMU. They're the most like Arky fans - some success but no idea what it really takes to win big.
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5704 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:06 pm to
As long as it is NOT Mizzou stepping in their own shite....don't care what school becomes the joke of offseason.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48972 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:40 pm to
A&M is a good pick. A very good pick.
Posted by Bose Ikard
Member since Jul 2012
826 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:46 pm to
If by "A&M is the new Arkansas" you mean "A&M will be hyped to the point that they will become annoying to fans of other schools and a significant number of borderline-retarded posters will surface on the board", then I agree.


If by "A&M is the new Arkansas" you mean "A&M will start next year in the top 10 and then fail to make a bowl game," then you are smoking crack.

There is no reason to think A&M will be bad next year. None at all.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:53 pm to
Ole Miss or Auburn
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:55 pm to
the aggies will be the off season team talking and then failing.

losing swope and their tackles will make for a long season for them.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81099 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

but I know from experience - your tards are coming


They've been flooding the site for a couple of weeks now.
Posted by gthusl
Member since Jul 2012
15 posts
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:06 pm to
I would go with every team that has a new head coach next year.

Stages of new coach hire
1. Why did we hire X? Y is a much better coach/better fit, etc.
2. X actually might be a great hire. I hear he is bringing Z in as an assistant/recruiter.
3. X is a great recruiter! The only recruits he lost are replaceable. Did you hear about the sleepers he found?
4. X sure is running things right during spring practice. The only reason the offense/defense is not doing well is because the defense/offense is so great!
5. X is really connecting with alums/fans! He is a great fit and high school coaches practically push their stud players to sign with XU.
6. We are hearing great things this fall practice. It is a matter of days until the Clearinghouse clears the JC player A to practice. He will be a great starting left tackle and the freshman currently slated to start can redshirt this year.
7. Why aren't we ranked! We will win 9 at least. I hope attendance doesn't suffer because of the blowouts in the non-conf games.
8. First game is finally here, everyone will now see how smart we were with our coaching hire. All the other fans of XU on the rant will finally be vindicated.
9. Why did we hire X? Y is a much better coach/better fit, etc.
REPEAT
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