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What Team Will be the SEC Rant's "Arkansas" Next Offseason?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:15 pm
Like the hype train that was Ole Miss in 2009 or Arky 2011.
I'm going TAMU.
1) A rabble of delusional noob clowns will show up here. The Aggie equivalents of "Wildrebtime" or "CoonassBulldog" will surface.
2) A meme will be created, likely JFF-centric.
3) There will be daily threads regarding JFF, JFF's Heisman, Texas Money, TAMU beating Alabama, JFF's nose (which is egregious btw), Male Cheerleaders, the subsequent Ghey-bashing and defending of Male Cheer eh uh Yell Leaders, JFF's widows peak/ future receding hairline, etc.
FWIW I like the majority of the established Ags that post here, but I know from experience - your tards are coming![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/Iconcheers.gif)
I'm going TAMU.
1) A rabble of delusional noob clowns will show up here. The Aggie equivalents of "Wildrebtime" or "CoonassBulldog" will surface.
2) A meme will be created, likely JFF-centric.
3) There will be daily threads regarding JFF, JFF's Heisman, Texas Money, TAMU beating Alabama, JFF's nose (which is egregious btw), Male Cheerleaders, the subsequent Ghey-bashing and defending of Male Cheer eh uh Yell Leaders, JFF's widows peak/ future receding hairline, etc.
FWIW I like the majority of the established Ags that post here, but I know from experience - your tards are coming
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:16 pm to Billy Mays
I'm going with Arkansas. TAMU would be a poor substitute for us, their fans aren't nearly as witty.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:17 pm to Billy Mays
UGA. They'll likely finish the season in the top 10, they'll have two stud running backs and a great QB returning.
It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:24 pm to Billy Mays
I'm going to go with USCe
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:30 pm to Billy Mays
It's already become TAMU, Arkansas has been neutered.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:33 pm to Billy Mays
Hell is about to be unleashed when we hire our next HC. Enjoy the respite - it is on!
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:40 pm to Billy Mays
TAMU. They're the most like Arky fans - some success but no idea what it really takes to win big.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:06 pm to Billy Mays
As long as it is NOT Mizzou stepping in their own shite....don't care what school becomes the joke of offseason. ![](https://images.tigerdroppings.com/Images/Icons/IconLOL.gif)
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:40 pm to Billy Mays
A&M is a good pick. A very good pick.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:46 pm to Billy Mays
If by "A&M is the new Arkansas" you mean "A&M will be hyped to the point that they will become annoying to fans of other schools and a significant number of borderline-retarded posters will surface on the board", then I agree.
If by "A&M is the new Arkansas" you mean "A&M will start next year in the top 10 and then fail to make a bowl game," then you are smoking crack.
There is no reason to think A&M will be bad next year. None at all.
If by "A&M is the new Arkansas" you mean "A&M will start next year in the top 10 and then fail to make a bowl game," then you are smoking crack.
There is no reason to think A&M will be bad next year. None at all.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 3:55 pm to Billy Mays
the aggies will be the off season team talking and then failing.
losing swope and their tackles will make for a long season for them.
losing swope and their tackles will make for a long season for them.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 4:54 pm to Billy Mays
quote:
but I know from experience - your tards are coming
They've been flooding the site for a couple of weeks now.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 5:06 pm to Billy Mays
I would go with every team that has a new head coach next year.
Stages of new coach hire
1. Why did we hire X? Y is a much better coach/better fit, etc.
2. X actually might be a great hire. I hear he is bringing Z in as an assistant/recruiter.
3. X is a great recruiter! The only recruits he lost are replaceable. Did you hear about the sleepers he found?
4. X sure is running things right during spring practice. The only reason the offense/defense is not doing well is because the defense/offense is so great!
5. X is really connecting with alums/fans! He is a great fit and high school coaches practically push their stud players to sign with XU.
6. We are hearing great things this fall practice. It is a matter of days until the Clearinghouse clears the JC player A to practice. He will be a great starting left tackle and the freshman currently slated to start can redshirt this year.
7. Why aren't we ranked! We will win 9 at least. I hope attendance doesn't suffer because of the blowouts in the non-conf games.
8. First game is finally here, everyone will now see how smart we were with our coaching hire. All the other fans of XU on the rant will finally be vindicated.
9. Why did we hire X? Y is a much better coach/better fit, etc.
REPEAT
Stages of new coach hire
1. Why did we hire X? Y is a much better coach/better fit, etc.
2. X actually might be a great hire. I hear he is bringing Z in as an assistant/recruiter.
3. X is a great recruiter! The only recruits he lost are replaceable. Did you hear about the sleepers he found?
4. X sure is running things right during spring practice. The only reason the offense/defense is not doing well is because the defense/offense is so great!
5. X is really connecting with alums/fans! He is a great fit and high school coaches practically push their stud players to sign with XU.
6. We are hearing great things this fall practice. It is a matter of days until the Clearinghouse clears the JC player A to practice. He will be a great starting left tackle and the freshman currently slated to start can redshirt this year.
7. Why aren't we ranked! We will win 9 at least. I hope attendance doesn't suffer because of the blowouts in the non-conf games.
8. First game is finally here, everyone will now see how smart we were with our coaching hire. All the other fans of XU on the rant will finally be vindicated.
9. Why did we hire X? Y is a much better coach/better fit, etc.
REPEAT
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